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Xezcs
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| 04 Aug 2014 10:33 PM |
easiest way to eliminate the dumb people off of this earth
wonna fight m8 (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
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Zipo99
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| Joined: 11 Oct 2008 |
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| 04 Aug 2014 10:36 PM |
I lit myself on fire once (specifically my face). It wasn't on purpose, although it was in the pursual of fun. Oh, and I don't have a facebook.
I don't recommend it. |
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Akrylix
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| Joined: 13 Feb 2013 |
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| 04 Aug 2014 10:37 PM |
@Zipo - How did you even manage to do that?
#roadto20k |
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| 04 Aug 2014 10:37 PM |
| Pray that they burn to death. |
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| 04 Aug 2014 10:38 PM |
| there was only one fatality, but there were 2 severe injuries/wounds. |
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| 04 Aug 2014 10:40 PM |
| Pray that they die or suffer disfiguring and painful injuries, and are inflicted with chronic pain or remnant scars that are unfixable by surgery. |
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Zipo99
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| Joined: 11 Oct 2008 |
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| 04 Aug 2014 10:51 PM |
Back in my freshman year... I wanted to try eating fire as a party trick for a 4th of July party I was going to. So, of course, I had to practice before then. The trick requires slight of hand--something I am good at--although it pretty much boils down to lighting a piece of cotton on fire and popping it into your mouth to extinguish it. With some skill it looks like you grab a piece of fire, examine it, then promptly eat it.
The first time I tried it was terrifying. I had seen it done in a youtube video and that was my only reference. I had no idea whether or not it would work. My parents weren't to thrilled on the idea, either, but went ahead and let me try.
I did it twice successfully. Huge amounts of adrenaline and fear. Third time through I apparently I had too wet of lips in anxiety of getting burned. The burning cotton stuck to my lower lip. So, I end up with the piece of cotton stuck to my face that is on fire. Ya, no fun there. I bat at it as much as I can to get it to come off, and eventually succeed. Not before, however, I get second degree burns on my lips, chin, and tongue.
Ya, I didn't end up going to that party. Oh, but we actually managed to get a video of it. Many laughs were had, but sadly we have since lost the video. Best part? When I am yelling in pain and batting at the fire on my face my parents don't even bother getting up from what they were doing. They don't even look up. In unison they say to me "We told you so."
So, that is one of the many stupid things I have done in my high school career. I have a lot of stories, actually. One of them, from my sophomore year about how just before I was about to jump of an 850 foot building I had a rich and drunk director offer to make a documentary about how my brother and I were born with an awesome accent. Or, how my brother and I built a human catapult in our backyard that at one point launched my 30 feet. There are many, many others.
Very few people believe me, however I swear everything is true. |
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Akrylix
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| 04 Aug 2014 11:02 PM |
@Zipo - Haha. That sounds funny, but incredibly painful.
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Zipo99
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| Joined: 11 Oct 2008 |
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| 04 Aug 2014 11:06 PM |
Oh, I've eaten (whole) the world's hottest genetically engineered pepper twice before. That makes you feel as if your insides are on fire. I'm not a fan of hot things, but I do like adventurous living and trying new things.
It's so hot that I was down on my knees with tears streaming from my eyes (not crying, just the physiological response). The first time I was in Honors English 10. The teacher, strict as she always has been, was definitely not fond that I had it in her class. A friend of mine also had one that period. Second time I was on a dare from a friend. Eat it with no relief (milk, bread, etc...) and on an empty stomach and see who could last the longest against a friend of mine who was doing the same. Ya, I won but it really, REALLY sucked.
This year I am planning on doing Russian Roulette with a shot of tea made from it and apple juice. Everyone drinks, and one person dies. I've had some of the tea before, let me tell you this: it is so much worse than the pepper itself.
And, of course, my friends and I always do this sort of stuff in school at lunch. |
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Akrylix
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Zipo99
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| 04 Aug 2014 11:14 PM |
Oh, Akrylix. A couple months after it healed I went back for a second try at things. After a couple successes under my belt my friends and I upped the stakes. Pretty much, see how much burning cotton you can do at once and not, well, burn your face off like I did at first. I got up to seven cotton balls at once, and that was terrifying. One of my best friends, the beast that he is, filled a small bowl with burning cotton than proceeded to pick it up and pour it into his mouth. He got twelve. I don't even know how he didn't burn himself. He is, after all, a beast.
Let me tell you about him: One of the strongest guys at my school, yet doesn't do any sports. He completed his senior and junior year of high school at once last year. He's an AP student, like most of my friends, so that means double the amount of AP classes, as well as the Junior and Senior papers, presentations, and his Senior project. He did this so he can go be a foreign exchange student in Guatemala this year. He is incredibly kind, funny, etc... Despite his status as one of the strongest people at my school he enjoys Dungeons and Dragons, pokemon, stuff like that. He's pretty great. |
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Zipo99
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| 04 Aug 2014 11:17 PM |
Akrylix, do stupid stuff in high school. Be calculated though, and know what you are risking. My friends and I are an adventurous group who have done a lot of stupid stuff in pursuit of fun and thrills, however we don't do stupid stuff like drinking, drugs, etc... Just make sure the stupid stuff you are doing is smart stupid stuff.
I'm on Vicodin right now. I'm a little out of it, so I apologize if I'm not quite acting myself. I sort of think that I'm bragging--I hate bragging--however I can't honestly tell. Huh... |
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| 04 Aug 2014 11:24 PM |
@zip
hmm, your a pretty interesting guy. |
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Zipo99
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| Joined: 11 Oct 2008 |
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| 04 Aug 2014 11:30 PM |
| Hahaha, Thank you Super. I would hate to be normal, so I do try and lead an interesting and adventurous life. |
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| 04 Aug 2014 11:30 PM |
| natural selection strikes again |
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| 04 Aug 2014 11:33 PM |
Survival of the fittest
Respect the science! |
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