Androclus
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| 01 Aug 2014 11:44 PM |
mods ill make it kid friendly this time
you recently got a honey and your so excited and one day your browsing on your laptop and shrek bursts through the roof, "BETRAY THE OGRELORD!" he roared, and punched you so hard that you teleport into another universe, the ogre world. you get up and see two paths infront of you, which one will you go to?
a yellow brick road b dirt road that leads to a forest c cry like a little baby
*points to dungeon* and this is where we paddy whack |
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| 01 Aug 2014 11:45 PM |
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What's this madness ye spew? |
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| 01 Aug 2014 11:45 PM |
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[audience remains silent] |
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Androclus
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| 01 Aug 2014 11:47 PM |
of course you pick a, because you think its SAFER then that scary road and that its a reference to a movie. well because of your foolishness you encounter an ogre
ogre health: 60 weapons: fists
you health: 100 weapons: fists items: nothing skills: nothing
what do you do
you can do only unarmed attacks
*points to dungeon* and this is where we paddy whack |
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| 01 Aug 2014 11:47 PM |
punch the ogre
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Androclus
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| 01 Aug 2014 11:49 PM |
you punch him, the ogre is pissed. he then slaps you with his giant ogre hands
ogre health: 55 weapons: fists
you health: 97 weapons: fists items: nothing skills: nothing
*points to dungeon* and this is where we paddy whack |
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| 01 Aug 2014 11:49 PM |
elbow the ogre's chin
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Androclus
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| 01 Aug 2014 11:52 PM |
you elbow his chin, and you give it a bruise. the ogre responds by socking you in the face.
ogre health: 49 weapons: fists
you health: 89 weapons: fists items: nothing skills: nothing
*points to dungeon* and this is where we paddy whack |
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SMS1337
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| 01 Aug 2014 11:52 PM |
| create a gun with your fingers and shoot his groin |
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| 01 Aug 2014 11:52 PM |
pick up a rock and throw it at him
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Androclus
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| 01 Aug 2014 11:55 PM |
you make a finger gun and try to shoot the ogre. it does nothing, stupid. so instead you grab a rock and hurl it at him, making the ogre confused, he cannot do anything for a turn
ogre health: 47 weapons: fists
you health: 89 weapons: fists items: nothing skills: nothing
*points to dungeon* and this is where we paddy whack |
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| 01 Aug 2014 11:56 PM |
punch his neck
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Androclus
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| 01 Aug 2014 11:57 PM |
you then punch him in the neck, making him fall to the ground.
ogre health: 45 weapons: fists
you health: 89 weapons: fists items: nothing skills: nothing
*points to dungeon* and this is where we paddy whack |
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| 01 Aug 2014 11:58 PM |
poke his eye
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SMS1337
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| 01 Aug 2014 11:58 PM |
| realize you made a finger toy gun and make a real finger machine gun instead and use the rocks on the ground as ammo |
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| 02 Aug 2014 12:01 AM |
stomp his face in
I respect your decision, but I dislike that you're making it. |
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SMS1337
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Androclus
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| 02 Aug 2014 12:03 AM |
you try to poke the ogres eye, but then it snaps out of confusion and grabs your wrist and slams you down. you then get up trying to seduce it, but it failed. instead you slapped him and started to smash his face in.
ogre health: 30 weapons: fists
you health: 74 weapons: fists items: nothing skills: nothing
*points to dungeon* and this is where we paddy whack |
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| 02 Aug 2014 12:04 AM |
punch him in the ribs
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| 02 Aug 2014 12:04 AM |
| grab a sharp rock and stab him with it |
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SMS1337
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| 02 Aug 2014 12:05 AM |
| find a stick and use it as a magic wand and shoot nooby magic at the ogre |
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SMS1337
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