Cypraid
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| 01 Aug 2014 10:50 PM |
yay, new pick your own adventure this is a simulator about the average person!
choose your starting point 1 your house 2 on an airplane, seated next to two large Albanian women 3 on a midnight train going anywhere 4 under a bridge 5 on the beach |
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Lepado12
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Cypraid
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| 01 Aug 2014 10:54 PM |
you're on an airplane seated next to two large Albanian women they're speaking loud Albanian and one of them might have stolen those airline peanuts you were saving for later 1 call the flight attendant over for an inquiry 2 try and take a nap 3 ask for your peanuts back 4 visit the lavatories 5 try and visit the cockpit 6 look in your carry on bag for something to do |
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| 01 Aug 2014 10:54 PM |
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Cypraid
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| Joined: 22 Apr 2012 |
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| 01 Aug 2014 10:59 PM |
you look in your carry on bag for something to do you find: -a wallet with 200 USD in it -a laptop computer -a large albanian to english dictionary -an iPod with several MB of trashy pop music that you borrowed from your sister -a DVD copy of snakes on a plane -a DVD player do you want to: 1 use one of the items (describe what item and how) 2 suggest to the flight attendant that the in-flight movie should be snakes on a plane 3 put down your carry on
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| 01 Aug 2014 11:00 PM |
1 albanian to english dictionary so I may understand the women
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Cypraid
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| 01 Aug 2014 11:06 PM |
you suggest that the in-flight movie should be snakes on a plane to the flight attendant. flight attendant: "is this some kind of sick joke?" 1 "yes" 2 "no" *show her your DVD copy of snakes on a plane* 3 "i'll pay you well if you don't tell anyone what just took place" 4 "sorry, i'll stop being a nuisance" 5 ask her another question/say something else (say what that statement is) |
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Cypraid
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| 01 Aug 2014 11:08 PM |
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*points to dungeon* and this is where we paddy whack |
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| 01 Aug 2014 11:09 PM |
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Cypraid
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| 01 Aug 2014 11:13 PM |
she gives you an annoyed face and takes the DVD from you, disappearing behind the doors to the boarding area suddenly, the TV screens flash to life as "snakes on a plane" begins you then: 1 sit back and watch the movie 2 translate it's dialogue to your foreign seat companions with your english to albanian dictionary 3 loudly comment about faults in the movie and how samuel Jackson could've done better 4 call the flight attendant over 5 visit the cockpit, whether it's legal or not |
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| 01 Aug 2014 11:13 PM |
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*points to dungeon* and this is where we paddy whack |
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| 01 Aug 2014 11:14 PM |
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Cypraid
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| 01 Aug 2014 11:17 PM |
you translate the entire movie's dialogue to your seat companions they seemed to have enjoyed it, but others around you sure haven't 1 try and sleep away this trip 2 ask the flight attendant where this flight is even going 3 call the flight attendant over 4 use something from your carry on 5 visit the cockpit |
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Lepado12
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Cypraid
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| 01 Aug 2014 11:21 PM |
you open your carry on. in it is: -a wallet with 200 USD in it -a laptop computer -a large albanian to english dictionary -an iPod with several MB of trashy pop music that you borrowed from your sister -a DVD copy of snakes on a plane -a DVD player you also notice that you brought with you a bundle of plastic SNAKES 1 put away your carry on 2 use something (describe what to use and how) |
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| 01 Aug 2014 11:21 PM |
| 2 scatter plastic snakes around plane |
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Lepado12
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| 01 Aug 2014 11:22 PM |
2 use laptop and browse 4chan for the whole trip
*points to dungeon* and this is where we paddy whack |
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Cypraid
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| Joined: 22 Apr 2012 |
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| 01 Aug 2014 11:25 PM |
you scatter your plastic snakes around the plane oops, they were real SNAKES the crew and passengers are horrified by the sudden appearance of the snakes, amplified by the recent viewing of "snakes on a plane" you now: 1 find a parachute and bail out of the plane (you will arrive at a random location) 2 inform someone that there's a snake in your boot 3 fight the snakes 4 create a barricade between the passengers and the snakes |
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