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Re: tedy roosvelt vs demon spaniard bear a fanfic

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ReneDescartes is not online. ReneDescartes
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17 Nov 2012 08:56 PM
champtre 1: the beginning

teddy was out one day living the strenuous life when suddenly an aide came out of the bushes

hearing the rustling teddy roosvelt threw his gun ont he ground saying "this ones personal" and jump into bush

"ow" said aide

"sorry i thought you was bear" say roosvelt

"we have important business demon spaniard bears are oppressing cuba aagain" say aid

"oh no" say tedy "i must form rough rider team"

"yes" say aid

chaptrre 2: rough rider asembly

"rough rider asembly" shoult tedy at top of lung "we fight demon spaniard bears"

"hooray" say ruff rider who was to cool for rough

then all rough rider asemble

"i cal u for on reason" say tedy to rough rider asembly "we fight evil spaniard demon bear who take cuba it very important"

they all cheer except one name john shrank

"i kill tedy" said shrank "demon spaniard bear is my father"

chaptre 3: demon spaniard bear attack

shrank take gun and go to tedy hous
he say "this for demon spaniard bear" and pull tiger

luckly tedy strong lik lion and kil tiger

"this mean war" say shrank and run away

"demon spaniard bears you shall not corrupt another american" say tedy as he grab big stick

next day tedy go recruit more rough rider (there are many demon spaniard bear)

he almos redy for speak when shrank jump out again

he say "die america" and pul triger

bullet hit tedy who say "ow" before kill shrank with bare hand

"dont worry i have only been shhot" say tedy "because regular bullet cant kill me"

"yay" says panama which tedy just cut in half

"yay" says america

"no" says alfonso king of demon spaniard bears "i must send better spy"

"no" say his mom "tedy already in cuba"

champtr 4: amazon

so tedy ride up san juan hil and kil demon spaniard bear army
"no" say king of demon spaniard bear "i come get you tedy"
and they fight
andd teddy win
"no" say king of demon spaniard bear "come get me"
and he jump in boat up amazon with tedy wife

"my wife" say tedty "now im angry"
and he grab boat and chase demon spaniard bear

chaptre 5: river of dout

tedy need help on river so he call son kermit

"ok dad lets kill demon spaniard bear"

they take boat up river and see demon spaniard bear

"return wife vilain" say tedy

"never" sya alfonso who release mosquito

"oh no malaria" say tedy "leave me and save your mom"

"no" said kermit "only you can kill demon spaniard bear"

"ok" said tedy

and they go up river and find demon zombie bera king alfonso and wife

"return wife now" say roosvelt

"first defeat asma" say alfonso

"no asma i defeat in childhood" roosvelt shout

"i back" say asma as he punches tedy lungs

chaptre 6: final battle

kermit say "dad dont die i get inhaler"

tedy say "thank son but i dont need it" as he choke asma

"ok" kermit say

"lets setle like mne" say alfonso

"yes" said teddy "i brot my knif"

"aaaaaA" say alfonso as he charge tedy with bear hand

"die" say tedy as he stab alfonso

"no i am dying" say alfonso and he cut tedy chest wit calw

"ow" said tedy "i am dying to"

"no dad we must save you" kermit

"no son" say roosvelt "i hav servd purpose i save wife i save cuba i bifurcate panama i save america"

kermit cry as his fater die

"my work here is done" say tedy "please put out the light" and then he die

"nooooooooooooooooooooo" say kermit and tedy wife

"its ok" say tedy gost "i will return"

"ok" say america

america mourn tedy much
so much they carve mountaininto tedy
and so he stay to this day
protect america with tedy mountain head

end



rate 1-10 please?
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TinursHoptoad is not online. TinursHoptoad
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17 Nov 2012 08:57 PM
"demon spaniard bears are oppressing cuba aagain"


cuban demon spaniard bear crisis
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Milbert23 is not online. Milbert23
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17 Nov 2012 08:58 PM
accurate depiction of history
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ReneDescartes is not online. ReneDescartes
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17 Nov 2012 09:00 PM
milbert

it actually mostly is accurate
just with demon spaniard bears randomly thrown in and in anachronistic order
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DoTheSafetyDance is not online. DoTheSafetyDance
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17 Nov 2012 09:02 PM
uhm

what's a number over infinity?
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ReneDescartes is not online. ReneDescartes
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18 Nov 2012 04:51 AM
aleph-one
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ReneDescartes is not online. ReneDescartes
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23 Nov 2012 08:03 PM
bumping my glorious magnum opus
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Skellor is not online. Skellor
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23 Nov 2012 08:06 PM
10
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ReneDescartes is not online. ReneDescartes
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25 Nov 2012 12:37 PM
skellor

10 out of what?


also bumping for those who did not see this legendary literary achievement in its first two runs
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DoTheSafetyDance is not online. DoTheSafetyDance
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25 Nov 2012 07:01 PM
aaaaaaa
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ReneDescartes is not online. ReneDescartes
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12 Jul 2013 02:37 PM
people must see the greatest literary work this forum has ever produced
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Skellor is not online. Skellor
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12 Jul 2013 02:44 PM
out of 10
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ReneDescartes is not online. ReneDescartes
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12 Jul 2013 02:46 PM
this forum can be deleted entirely now except for my glorious a tier fanfics
everything else is going to just be anticlimax
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cruzymudwulf is not online. cruzymudwulf
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12 Jul 2013 02:46 PM
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Skellor is not online. Skellor
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12 Jul 2013 02:46 PM
instead of all these subforums it will be the fanfic forum but only you can post on it
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DoTheSafetyDance is not online. DoTheSafetyDance
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11 May 2014 06:32 PM
behold again plebeians hahaha
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ReneDescartes is not online. ReneDescartes
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24 May 2014 12:58 PM
"behold again plebeians hahaha"

came back for one post to literally say this
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Boeing717 is not online. Boeing717
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18 Jun 2014 09:53 AM
kids today cannot appreciate the great works of literature
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ReneDescartes is not online. ReneDescartes
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01 Aug 2014 09:49 AM
bump part the 20th?
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Qwazdingo is not online. Qwazdingo
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01 Aug 2014 10:05 PM
I went damn near two years of my life without witnessing this

Life is now a closing act
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ReneDescartes is not online. ReneDescartes
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01 Aug 2014 10:06 PM
qwazola

really?
i posted this like 20 times in varying versions on varying accounts
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Qwazdingo is not online. Qwazdingo
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01 Aug 2014 10:08 PM
I guess I must have missed it
There were certain rising actions that had to have taken place in my lifetime first before I was destined for this climax, y'feel?
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KumiUchiKitty is not online. KumiUchiKitty
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01 Aug 2014 10:10 PM
I feel like reading this makes me dumber.
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Qwazdingo is not online. Qwazdingo
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01 Aug 2014 10:12 PM
"I feel like reading this makes me dumber."

You really need a good smack across the face with the phallus of iron
NO
JOKE
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ReneDescartes is not online. ReneDescartes
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01 Aug 2014 10:13 PM
"I feel like reading this makes me dumber."

fun fact: every single chapter is (loosely) based on a real event from theodore roosevelt's life
except in the directors cut
teddy roosevelt never came back to life to help the ghostbusters save the world
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