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| 30 Jul 2014 05:30 AM |
> I was only 9 years old > I loved Chick-Fil-A so much, I had all the merchandise and ate all the meals > I pray to Chick-Fil-A every night before bed, thanking them for the food I've been given > "Chick-Fil-A is love" I say. "Chick-Fil-A is life" > My dad hears me and he calls me a fatty > I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Chick-Fil-A > I called him a KFC-fanboy > He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep > Im crying now, and my face hurts > I lay in bed and its really cold > A warmth is moving towards me > I feel something touch me > Its a cow > I am so happy > He whispers in to ear, "eat mor chikin" > He grabs me with his powerful cow hooves and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready > I spread my ass for the cow > He penetrates my ass > It hurts so much but I do it for Chick-Fil-A > I can feel my ass tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please the cows > He moos a mighty moo as he fills my ass with his love > My dad walks in > The cow looks him straight in the eye and says. "eat chikin or I'll defrend u" > The cow leaves through my window > Chick-Fil-A is love, Chick-Fil-A is life
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| 30 Jul 2014 05:30 AM |
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Aolim
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| 30 Jul 2014 05:31 AM |
OP... It's Shrek... NOT CHICK-FIL-A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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XTGNecro
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