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| 29 Jul 2014 07:15 PM |
First reply is the way we go. _________________________________________________________________________________
You get home after school, its been a long day and you're tired but could go for a monster energy drink.
Do You: A) Go to sleep B) Go to gas station and get a monster C) Lay on couch and watch TV |
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| 29 Jul 2014 07:16 PM |
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( ง ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° ) ง Master lenny will teach you his skills. |
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| 29 Jul 2014 07:17 PM |
You head up to your bedroom, where you notice a Victoria's Secret model laying on your bed.
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A)Run away B)Enter your room C)Yell at her |
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| 29 Jul 2014 07:18 PM |
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- _ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Liek a Tiger |
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| 29 Jul 2014 07:19 PM |
You walk into your room, when she greets you in a welcoming manner and tells you to take a seat on your bed. She looks at you and without hesitation starts viciously punching you in the face.
DO YOU:
A)Try to suck her toes B)Grab the axe beside your bed C)Try to run away |
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| 29 Jul 2014 07:20 PM |
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| 29 Jul 2014 07:24 PM |
You reach for the axe, but she grabs it first- and chops off your head. You wake up gasping for air, sweating all over your pillow, you sigh in relief that it was just a dream. You stumble out of bed and you see the Victoria Secret model down the hallway.
DO YOU:
A) Strip B) Jump out the bedroom window C) Ninja kick her in the knee |
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| 29 Jul 2014 07:32 PM |
You start teasing her, and slowly take off your socks, she walks over to you with a can of whipped cream and squirts it on your big toe. She starts sucking on it and squeals. "Oh yeah, babe", you say, pretending to play along. After 15 minutes of a good, toe suck- you kick her in the face with your foot, and run down the stairs. She grabs an axe, and chases you.
DO YOU:
A) Go into the living room B) Go outside C) Go get some more whipped cream from the fridge |
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| 29 Jul 2014 07:34 PM |
| i dont kick her in the face |
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| 29 Jul 2014 07:35 PM |
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Survivor of the great avatar plague of 28/07/2014 |
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| 29 Jul 2014 07:42 PM |
You open the fridge to get some whipped cream, you spray it down your throat, and a jar above you that says, seamen starts to jiggle, opens and falls right in your mouth. It starts melting the whipped cream, and it all slowly flushes down your throat. You gag, and hear the stairs creek. You turn around only to see a swift axe swing coming right for your head.
DO YOU:
A) Fart, and blast into space B) Duck C) Try to grab the axe |
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| 29 Jul 2014 07:47 PM |
You duck, and the axe chops off your hair, you're bare bald now, and you start to panic. "MY HAIR!" you scream, "IT'S ALL GONE!" The model stops trying to slaughter you and says, "I've got some hair.." and she rips down her pants and an afro shoots into your face like an airbag.
DO YOU: A) Eat your way out of it B) Lick it and make it wet C) Tug it and make it bleed |
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