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| 28 Jul 2014 09:21 PM |
zombies are so mainstream ok here we go
You, a naive 5 y/o lived a good life with a happy family in a massive sun-bathed mansion. One day, your parents stopped coming from from work. Your caretaker also mysteriously stopped coming. You vaguely remember hearing panic on the news on TV about a zombie epidemic, however you are not sure that these events are related. You have been starving for days now. What do you do?
1) Go to the kitchen 2) Cry yourself to sleep 3) Watch TV |
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| 28 Jul 2014 09:21 PM |
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "This fresh air is making me hungry" -Caillou's daddy ] Chryssalids are spooky man no thank you England. |
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BUlLDlNG
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| 28 Jul 2014 09:23 PM |
You watch TV for a couple of hours. When you finally come to your senses, It's late and you realize someone(s?) is pounding your front door. That must be your parents! Right?
1) Answer the door 2) Look out the window 3) Hide |
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BUlLDlNG
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| 28 Jul 2014 09:24 PM |
3 cowards allwasy win zombro movies
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "This fresh air is making me hungry" -Caillou's daddy ] Chryssalids are spooky man no thank you England. |
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BUlLDlNG
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| 28 Jul 2014 09:27 PM |
You hide under the table, just like in hide in seek with your parents! They never seem to find you there.. The pounding becomes more frequent and heavier. You begin to feel a sense of dread now. "..Mommy?.." you say weakly. The pounding stops abruptly and a whispery voice says "Yes.. It's mommy... Open up dear.."
1) Open the door 2) Continue hiding 3) Scream |
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Kensugi1
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| 28 Jul 2014 09:29 PM |
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "This fresh air is making me hungry" -Caillou's daddy ] Chryssalids are spooky man no thank you England. |
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BUlLDlNG
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| 28 Jul 2014 09:29 PM |
| You crawl to the door and begin to unlock it. Suddenly, you feel grey, cold hands lift you up to the face of a rotted, maggot infested face. You begin to scream and struggle, but it is of no use. It gnaws off your limbs, leaving you helpless and sobbing. Later, it nibbles at the rest of your body. You have died! |
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Kensugi1
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| 28 Jul 2014 09:30 PM |
THEN THE MONKEY MAN SAVES EVERYONE
ITS A KL |
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| 28 Jul 2014 09:32 PM |
| SUDDENLY MONKEY MAN BURSTS THROUGH THE WINDOW, BEATS THE LIVING SH OUT OF THE ZOMBIE, AND RESCUES YOU! WITH ONE SNAP OF HIS FINGERS, YOUR WHOLE BODY IS REPAI- no. |
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| 28 Jul 2014 09:32 PM |
Zombies don't talk?
Add +2.9K here and then make the fire nation attack. |
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Kensugi1
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| 28 Jul 2014 09:32 PM |
REPAIRED THEN YOU GO BACK IN TIEM STOP THE ZOMBIES EVERYONE LIVES HAPPILY EVER AFTER
ITS A KL |
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| 28 Jul 2014 09:33 PM |
| Oh wait Then Suddenly Miley Cryus Comes In and Beats Up Monkey Man With a wrecking ball Then Makes The kid get in the Car |
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BUlLDlNG
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| 28 Jul 2014 09:39 PM |
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
As you cry yourself to death, a bleeding mess with limbs removed, the zombie is vaporized, and you hear a omnipresent voice echo throughout the room. "Because your heart is pure and innocent, I am giving you one wish. What do you desire?" |
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| 28 Jul 2014 09:39 PM |
Damn i wanted to live
it's all that one guys fault we died
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "This fresh air is making me hungry" -Caillou's daddy ] Chryssalids are spooky man no thank you England. |
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| 28 Jul 2014 09:46 PM |
wish to start over before we died
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "This fresh air is making me hungry" -Caillou's daddy ] Chryssalids are spooky man no thank you England. |
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| 28 Jul 2014 09:47 PM |
You wish that, and you are blasted to the past! Actually, the original you was killed, but you have started a new timeline in which you did not die.
You hide under the table, just like in hide in seek with your parents! They never seem to find you there.. The pounding becomes more frequent and heavier. You begin to feel a sense of dread now. "..Mommy?.." you say weakly. The pounding stops abruptly and a whispery voice says "Yes.. It's mommy... Open up dear.."
1) Open the door 2) Continue hiding 3) Scream |
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| 28 Jul 2014 09:48 PM |
2 we need to liv
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "This fresh air is making me hungry" -Caillou's daddy ] Chryssalids are spooky man no thank you England. |
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| 28 Jul 2014 09:51 PM |
hide from zambos
360 noscope mlg falcon punch | Happy Senpai Sponge Bobble will share his jelly sandwiches with you. |
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BUlLDlNG
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| 28 Jul 2014 09:51 PM |
The pounding resumes, more intensely this time, and you get scared. Suddenly, the door cracks under the immense pressure on the other side, and a horde of zombies flood in. You bite your tounge to keep quiet so they will not notice you. One zombie leans down, sees you, and smiles a satanic smile.
1) Run 2) Close your eyes 3) Play dead |
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