67thave
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| 28 Jul 2014 06:31 PM |
A person is heard coughing in Brazil. What do you do?
(A) Transform into Sailor Moon (B) Dance to "Kid Gloves" (C) SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING. (D) Get a root canal |
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boonbawx
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Hearsay
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Krymat
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67thave
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| 28 Jul 2014 06:35 PM |
You shut down every single point of entry to Madagascar. Unfortunately, Madagascar is not able to remain isolated for long without severe economic issues, and half the population is now starving.
What do you do? (A) Send all those who are starving to Malaysia (B) Abdicate the presidency and run away to Port Jervis (C) Transform into Sailor Moon and promptly eat tons of ice cream and cake (D) Ask your Magic-8 Ball |
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Krymat
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| 28 Jul 2014 06:36 PM |
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Do the math! I have 4000 posts!|I came in like a shreking ball!|TREE|Firefox 4 lyfe |
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67thave
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| 28 Jul 2014 06:38 PM |
You ask your magic-8 ball if you should transport all of those starving onto boats and planes bound for Malaysia. It replies "Certainly." You go through with the plan, and now the world community is appalled at the sheer brutality of such an event. The UN threatens to invade your nation and overthrow you.
What do you do? (A) Run away to Port Jervis (B) Leave the UN (C) Transform into a random superhero and defeat them (D) Teleport Madagascar to the Moon |
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ZachHelms
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Krymat
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67thave
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| 28 Jul 2014 06:41 PM |
You teleport Madagascar to the Moon. Unfortunately, the "moon" you teleported Madagascar to is Titan.
Mysteriously, though, all of those still on Madagascar are not affected by the sudden change in everything from the contents of the atmosphere to the difference in the day/night cycle.
More threatening, though, is that Madagascar is now under attack by gigantic, human-eating giants!
What do you do?
(A) Teleport Madagascar back to Earth (B) Fly off on your own in a space station (C) Transform into a random superhero and try to defeat the giants (D) Dance in the streets to "Old Time Rock and Roll" |
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Krymat
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| 28 Jul 2014 06:46 PM |
B plz
Do the math! I have 4000 posts!|I came in like a shreking ball!|TREE|Firefox 4 lyfe |
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67thave
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| 28 Jul 2014 06:49 PM |
You dance to "Old Time Rock and Roll" in the streets outside the presidential palace, while the citizens around you are panicking and running in circles.
Suddenly, one of the giants appears right in front of you!
What do you do?
(A) Run away (B) Call for US military intervention (C) Transform into a random superhero (D) Eat the giant |
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ZachHelms
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67thave
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| 28 Jul 2014 06:52 PM |
You eat the giant. The citizens around you are quite shocked, and they begin to eat the giants attacking Madagascar also. Within a week, the giants have been eradicated from the surface of New Madagascar (Titan).
However, a big issue lies ahead: THERE'S NO LIQUID WATER ON THIS MOON! What do you do?
(A) Turn all of the methane in the atmosphere into water (B) Flee the planet on a spaceship, leaving everyone else to die (C) Call for humanitarian aid from Earth (D) Play a sad song on a piano |
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67thave
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| 28 Jul 2014 06:55 PM |
You call for humanitarian aid from Earth. Unfortunately, the astronomers who pick it up back on Earth think it's a prank from a 12-year old Call of Duty fan down the street.
As such, you cannot get humanitarian aid. Half of your population has now died of dehydration.
What do you do? (A) Fly away from New Madagascar on your spaceship (B) Invade Earth (C) Teleport Madagascar into the universe of Roblox (D) Watch the Daytona 500 on intergalatic TV |
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Spiteless
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