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| 28 Jul 2014 01:30 AM |
So we were learning about how the Mongols conquered Asia, and in the middle of class she was talking about Russia. Anyways, she was walking along the rows of the desk in the classroom, about 2 feet away from me. The first time she said "Russia," I muttered under my breath "one day it'll all be mine...". Somehow she heard me and said "What?"
I looked straight at her to her eyes, and gave her a sinister look. I told her in front of the class... "One day, I will be the king of kings. I will have world domination. I will sweep the world of the poor, the rich, the greed, violence, corruption, and unite us under one New World Order. I will save this earth from eternal hell and save us all. Mark my words, give it 15 years, and everyone in this room will be bowing to me at my feet, that is if you are still alive, if I haven't slaughtered you yet. At this point I was stanidng up, and the whole class was bewildered. I... I am the Antichrist. I finished up by saying 'Praise be to our lord.'
Then I just got up and walked out...
Left my bags there and everything....
yeah, after that everyone gave me a weird look in the hallways, and i caught Mrs. Benson with a concerned face staring at me at lunch speaking to the principal
i got a C in that class too... :/
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| 28 Jul 2014 01:34 AM |
| I started laughing so hard after about the third sentence. This is actually hilarious. |
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| 28 Jul 2014 01:35 AM |
tell her that the vak-tgi gave u PTSD
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| 28 Jul 2014 01:35 AM |
| I actually laughed out loud. |
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| 28 Jul 2014 01:35 AM |
| A lot of my classmates were like wtf at lunch too lol |
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| 28 Jul 2014 01:35 AM |
| Did you tell them it was a joke? |
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| 28 Jul 2014 01:36 AM |
lolol
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| 28 Jul 2014 01:39 AM |
I told them it was a joke later after I was called to the main office, but they didn't really believe me, considering that my teacher recommended a personal counselor/psychologist to my parents :/
it died down after a few weeks though |
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| 28 Jul 2014 01:48 AM |
People pull this kind of thing all the time in my school.
Still pretty good.
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| 28 Jul 2014 01:49 AM |
you shoudlve yelled this: "ALL HAIL VAKT0VIA!!!1111" "HAIL EMPER VAKTIZ!!!!!!!111111111" |
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