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| 26 Jul 2014 09:15 PM |
It's now residing inside my lamp.
It flew past my ear a couple of times.
I'm now having a heart attack. |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:15 PM |
This is why you should own a cat.
Cats eat wasps. |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:15 PM |
| Murder it with hair spary. |
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Cyantic
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:16 PM |
| I'll get the bugspray, the paper cups, the flyswatter, and in case things go wrong, the nuclear warheads. |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:17 PM |
@pur
I have a lizard. That little ass isn't doing anything right now
@vam
I DON'T HAVE ONE
@Cyan
No |
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Cyantic
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:19 PM |
okay if not here is what you do
ready for this sage like wisdom?
throw in some poisonous gas into the room, then run in with a MG and spray bullets
if the small chance you become immune to gas, you'll hate your life forever after that. |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:19 PM |
advice from the bird queen:
kill the wasp and eat it |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:21 PM |
@ninja
I'll skip to the last step
@cyan
I did it. Still alive. I now have blisters on my face
@pick
I CANT KILL THE DAMN WASP |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:22 PM |
| I wonder what Pick thinks about cats? |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:22 PM |
Wifi, you are doing exactly the right thing. Have a heart attack, call 9-1-1, get an ambulance, and if they don't reach you in time, you die.
This is *EXACTLY* the right response when dealing with a wasp in close proximity to you. I have used this technique more than once, and it has worked every time. |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:22 PM |
kk
There's a key under your computer. It unlocks the door to the shed behind your house that wasn't there before. Just flip the switch and the wasp *should* die. |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:28 PM |
Get some old newspapers Wack the hell outta it
But that might get you stung if you don't kill it fast enough
Or you could Take an empty jar of some sort Trap it And let it die in there; if you hold it there long enough, it should die. Just don't let it go or it'll be PISSED.
That second one seems like a better option. Do that one first. |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:37 PM |
Get some compressed air
Spray like hell.
chk chk boom |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:38 PM |
Indeed, you should own a cat.
However, in this event, I advise you go out on a quick shopping trip for the following items; grenades, a riot shield, hazmat suit, a firetruck, and, most importantly, a Navy warship armed with nuclear warheads. If these do not suceed in killing the wasp, proceed to facemoon and die. |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:40 PM |
He's already got the warheads.
They're in that shed in his backyard that I have no idea how it got there. |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:41 PM |
>acquire copious amounts of flammable liquid, presumably gasoline
>acquire a match, lighter, or any device that produces a fire
>pour flammable liquid on everything
>take flame making device
>light the flammable liquid on fire
>abscond from your home
>watch the bonfire and be serenaded by the sounds of hundreds of thousands of insects dying
you're tearing me apart lisa |
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