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Re: OOC: There's a wasp in front of my computer

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WiFiKing42 is not online. WiFiKing42
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26 Jul 2014 09:15 PM
It's now residing inside my lamp.

It flew past my ear a couple of times.


I'm now having a heart attack.
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PurringThunder is not online. PurringThunder
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26 Jul 2014 09:15 PM
This is why you should own a cat.

Cats eat wasps.
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vamking12 is not online. vamking12
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26 Jul 2014 09:15 PM
Murder it with hair spary.
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Cyantic is not online. Cyantic
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26 Jul 2014 09:16 PM
suck it up you big baby
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ninjasquid1 is not online. ninjasquid1
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26 Jul 2014 09:16 PM
I'll get the bugspray, the paper cups, the flyswatter, and in case things go wrong, the nuclear warheads.
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WiFiKing42 is not online. WiFiKing42
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26 Jul 2014 09:17 PM
@pur

I have a lizard. That little ass isn't doing anything right now

@vam

I DON'T HAVE ONE

@Cyan

No
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Cyantic is not online. Cyantic
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26 Jul 2014 09:19 PM
okay if not here is what you do

ready for this sage like wisdom?

throw in some poisonous gas into the room, then run in with a MG and spray bullets

if the small chance you become immune to gas, you'll hate your life forever after that.
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PickachuGirl is not online. PickachuGirl
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26 Jul 2014 09:19 PM
advice from the bird queen:

kill the wasp and eat it
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WiFiKing42 is not online. WiFiKing42
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26 Jul 2014 09:21 PM
@ninja

I'll skip to the last step

@cyan

I did it. Still alive. I now have blisters on my face

@pick

I CANT KILL THE DAMN WASP
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PickachuGirl is not online. PickachuGirl
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26 Jul 2014 09:21 PM
you are weak
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Pruz is not online. Pruz
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26 Jul 2014 09:22 PM
I wonder what Pick thinks about cats?
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LNG257 is not online. LNG257
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26 Jul 2014 09:22 PM
Wifi, you are doing exactly the right thing. Have a heart attack, call 9-1-1, get an ambulance, and if they don't reach you in time, you die.

This is *EXACTLY* the right response when dealing with a wasp in close proximity to you. I have used this technique more than once, and it has worked every time.
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WiFiKing42 is not online. WiFiKing42
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26 Jul 2014 09:22 PM
@pick

Your mom
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ninjasquid1 is not online. ninjasquid1
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26 Jul 2014 09:22 PM
kk

There's a key under your computer. It unlocks the door to the shed behind your house that wasn't there before. Just flip the switch and the wasp *should* die.
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PickachuGirl is not online. PickachuGirl
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26 Jul 2014 09:23 PM
my mom what?

silly nonbird
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PurringThunder is not online. PurringThunder
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26 Jul 2014 09:28 PM
Get some old newspapers
Wack the hell outta it

But that might get you stung if you don't kill it fast enough

Or you could
Take an empty jar of some sort
Trap it
And let it die in there; if you hold it there long enough, it should die. Just don't let it go or it'll be PISSED.

That second one seems like a better option. Do that one first.
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cheetosrevenge is not online. cheetosrevenge
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26 Jul 2014 09:37 PM
Get some compressed air

Spray like hell.

chk chk boom
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StreetwiseArchimedes is not online. StreetwiseArchimedes
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26 Jul 2014 09:38 PM
Indeed, you should own a cat.

However, in this event, I advise you go out on a quick shopping trip for the following items; grenades, a riot shield, hazmat suit, a firetruck, and, most importantly, a Navy warship armed with nuclear warheads. If these do not suceed in killing the wasp, proceed to facemoon and die.
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ninjasquid1 is not online. ninjasquid1
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26 Jul 2014 09:40 PM
He's already got the warheads.

They're in that shed in his backyard that I have no idea how it got there.
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Riku1257 is not online. Riku1257
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26 Jul 2014 09:41 PM
>acquire copious amounts of flammable liquid, presumably gasoline

>acquire a match, lighter, or any device that produces a fire

>pour flammable liquid on everything

>take flame making device

>light the flammable liquid on fire

>abscond from your home

>watch the bonfire and be serenaded by the sounds of hundreds of thousands of insects dying

you're tearing me apart lisa
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