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Bigtiop26
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:14 PM |
| Now we need a 70's cop show intro. |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:15 PM |
"Now we need a 70's cop show intro."
'THIS IS PEASANT CONTROL, OPEN UP OR WE'LL KICK DOWN THE DOOR
WE KNOW YOU'RE HIDING ILLEGAL PEASANTS IN THERE' |
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Bigtiop26
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| Joined: 25 Feb 2009 |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:17 PM |
"OH SHISH, RUN, IT'S THE PEASANT CONTROL!"
"HIDE OUR BRICKS"
*busts down door*
"OH JEEZ YOU BROKE THAT DOOR DOWN FAST"
"IT WAS A BATTERING RAM MOD ON NEXUS"
"NOOOOOOO" |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:18 PM |
"IT WAS A BATTERING RAM MOD ON NEXUS"
i lol'd pretty hard at that, that was actually pretty good |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:19 PM |
| "IT'S THE PEASANT CONTROL! THROW BRICKS AT THEM IN 30 FPS FOR A CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE!" |
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Bigtiop26
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| Joined: 25 Feb 2009 |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:20 PM |
"BUT WE HAVE GREAT EXCLUSIVES"
"THEY'RE TIMED"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO" |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:21 PM |
| "YOU CAN'T RUN, WE'LL JUST CATCH UP TO YOU WITH OUR SMOOTH 60 FPS" |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:22 PM |
"Knock Knock" "Whos there" "1080p" "Um.. 1080p who?"
1080P AND 60FPS KICKING YOUR ASS TIME
GET DOWN ON THE GROUND PEASANT CONTROL
"ALL I DID WAS SAY PC IS INFERIOR TO CONSOLES, THATS IT!"
*grabs console elitist, and throws him out the window*
*grabs 360s,ones,ps4s,etc*
Burns it on fire.
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Bigtiop26
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| Joined: 25 Feb 2009 |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:22 PM |
"OH GOD THEY TEARGASSED US, I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING"
"NO, THAT'S JUST YOUR TERRIBLE 720p"
"OH" |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:24 PM |
"OH GOD! I CANT SEE THE PEASANT CONTROL!"
"THATS BECAUSE OF THE DRAW DISTANCE"
"O- WAIT! WAIT! I SEE THEM! THEY'RE POPPING I- I DON'T SEE THEM ANYMORE!" |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:24 PM |
| "CLICK THE SHIZZLE OUT OF THEM UNTIL THEY SURRENDER" |
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alexto56
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| Joined: 11 May 2012 |
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Bigtiop26
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:25 PM |
"HOLD ON, I'LL AIM MY GUN AT THE PEASANT CONTROL"
*is using controller*
"AW JEEZ" |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:25 PM |
-cursor disappears-
"oh shoot, I'M OUT OF BATTERIES
SOMEONE TOSS ME SOME DURACELL" |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:26 PM |
"GRAB THE CASES AND DISCS, WE'RE DITCHING THIS, ITS A PC RAID"
"NO, THERE ALL RINGED"
*pc bust into room"
"HOLD ON, WAIT, I GOTTA FINISH PAYING FOR PLAYSTATION PLUS"
*whole action stops* |
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WikiThis
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| Joined: 01 Aug 2013 |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:27 PM |
I guess you could say that the xbox only has...CONs for those peoples Souls.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9rD4Paq0zE |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:27 PM |
| "OH SHOOT, THEY'RE THROWING BAD PC PORTS AT US, TAKE COVER" |
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Bigtiop26
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| Joined: 25 Feb 2009 |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:28 PM |
"IT'S OKAY, I GOT THIS NEW SOFTWARE FOR MY WEAPONS TO USE AGAINST THE PEASANT CONTROL"
"BUT DOESN'T IT HAVE TO UPDATE?"
"IT'S OKAY, IT'S ALREADY UPDATED, SO WE CAN USE IT INSTANTLY!"
*installing*
"SON OF A-" |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:29 PM |
"JERRY, WE NEED MORE CONTROLLER FOR OUR TROOPERS!"
"SIR, I FORGOT THEM AT HOME"
"GOD DAMN IT JERRY" |
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Bigtiop26
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| Joined: 25 Feb 2009 |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:30 PM |
| *and then handhelds and arcade machines come in and shrekt everybody* |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:33 PM |
"OH GOD, THEY'RE SENDING IN THE ELITE TROOPS
BRACE YOURSELVES, THE XBOTS AND THE PS4 FANBOYS ARE COMING
GABEN COMMAND, THIS IS PC MASTER RACE-1 TO GABEN COMMAND, WE NEED AIR SUPPORT"
"roger that, exclusive indie games away"
-pc exclusive indie games fall from the sky- |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:35 PM |
"DEAR GOD, NOT THE EXCLUSIVE INDIES"
"CONSOLE 117, CALL IN THE TRIPLE AAA PLATS" "BUT SIR, THERE ALLREADY ON THE PC SIDE?"
"MOTHER OF GOD, DONT WE HAVE ANY GOD DAMN GAMES THAT ARE BETTER ON OUR SIDE AT ALL?"
"we got kirby?" |
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| 26 Jul 2014 09:36 PM |
| ...pretty sure we've hammered this joke into the ground |
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