Gown
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| 25 Jul 2014 07:37 PM |
In the cage to my right, I have Randomnessu! For a fee of $20, you can have the opportunity to fight her in my arena! If you win, well, you can do whatever you want to her.
Who's first!? |
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GoshiDoll
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GoshiDoll
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| 25 Jul 2014 07:39 PM |
*busts a NUCLEAR PETER GRIFFIN FART*
AHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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Gown
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| Joined: 18 Dec 2010 |
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| 25 Jul 2014 07:39 PM |
| I-I must warn you, though, that there's a catch, gentlemen! If you lose, well... let's just say it'll hurt to sit for a few weeks... |
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GoshiDoll
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GoshiDoll
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| 25 Jul 2014 11:25 PM |
| *unleashes PETER GRIFFIN on you* |
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| 25 Jul 2014 11:26 PM |
*puts on gas mask*
*breathes menacingly* |
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| 25 Jul 2014 11:28 PM |
| I'd step up but I don't think it would be a fair fight. For her I meant. |
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| 25 Jul 2014 11:28 PM |
| What kind of protection do we get? |
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| 25 Jul 2014 11:31 PM |
| Do you guys have spare mags? |
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Gown
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| Joined: 18 Dec 2010 |
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| 25 Jul 2014 11:33 PM |
Fists only, men! Last time we let someone try a firearm, well, we gave her one, too...
It didn't end well. His, uh, Johnson's probably still in the arena somewhere, if you look hard enough. One shot from her, and he was like a fire hydrant of blood... |
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| 25 Jul 2014 11:34 PM |
| I don't want my children seeing this. |
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| 25 Jul 2014 11:36 PM |
*summons the almighty Toothless* *Toothless plasma blasts the entire arena* *everyone dies* |
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| 25 Jul 2014 11:36 PM |
@Dizzy
The thread, or the fight? |
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| 25 Jul 2014 11:37 PM |
I'll obliterate him! Her...? |
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Feractus
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| Joined: 11 Jul 2014 |
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| 25 Jul 2014 11:45 PM |
"Put 'em up!" boasted Devastator. Glimmering on his raised fists were what appeared to be scalpel blades welded on a pair of brass knuckles.
Violently, he swings a left hook directed to the neck. |
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| 25 Jul 2014 11:48 PM |
| Devastator's grin swiftly turned to a frown, however, as his fists hit air, not flesh--where her neck had been a second ago was now above her head. Randomnessu, a glint of bloodlust in her eyes, extended her fist towards Devastator's groin. |
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| 25 Jul 2014 11:54 PM |
| Devastator falls to the floor in pain that could compare to a thousand boars trampling his innards. "Noooo... Make it stop! Dammit, someone help me!" He crawls toward the exit in fear. |
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| 25 Jul 2014 11:54 PM |
| She's a hideous cruel monster take this vermin away from me. |
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| 25 Jul 2014 11:55 PM |
| The fight. They'll get into stuff that they shouldn't be interested in at their age. |
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| 25 Jul 2014 11:56 PM |
| Kicking Devastator one last time for good measure, she bent down over him and... liberated him of his bladed gauntlets. |
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GoshiDoll
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| 26 Jul 2014 12:54 AM |
"*summons the almighty Toothless* *Toothless plasma blasts the entire arena* *everyone dies*"
Did you die too?
׺°”˜`”°º× ℓιvε, ℓσvε, ℓαυgн. ׺°”˜`”°º× |
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