marc12267
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| 25 Jul 2014 02:27 PM |
"Rise of the Undead Lazy Writers"
You and your buddy, who are both writing a highly successful TV show, had one usualday of writing until your buddy catches a virus and turns into a undead lazy writer. He goes outside to infect the other writers and you have been encountered by... a horde of undead lazy writers.
The undead lazy writers will try to declare you dead by just writing up bad stuff that will happen to you. Quickly type in something like "One undead lazy writer got killed by Harrison Ford." And then it'll happen. The Undead writers speak in a g-major voice. |
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Ignys
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| 25 Jul 2014 02:32 PM |
| This sounds like something Yahtzee Croshaw would say |
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Bigtiop26
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| 25 Jul 2014 02:34 PM |
@Ignys
Actually, it would've gone like this:
"this game sucks for reasons that aren't true." |
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s3cksh0n8
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marc12267
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| 25 Jul 2014 07:46 PM |
bumper cars
You can upgrade your writing magic so you can write something like this: "Chuck Norris comes in his usual entrance and beats up the undead lazy writers." And it will happen! EXCLUSIVELY ONLY AT MAX LEVEL. |
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Bigtiop26
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| 25 Jul 2014 07:48 PM |
"bumper cars"
I read that while thinking of Francis from L4D. |
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marc12267
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| 26 Jul 2014 11:56 AM |
| You play as Benny and your writing buddy is Allan, who became the first infected lazy writer and became a boss of the game. |
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Finn102
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| 26 Jul 2014 12:18 PM |
"this game sucks for reasons that aren't true."
you do realize zero punctuation is supposed to be more about the jokes he makes rather than the review
if you want actual reviews read his EXTRA punctuation series |
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| 26 Jul 2014 01:00 PM |
| Sounds like Scribblenauts. |
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Bigtiop26
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| 26 Jul 2014 01:36 PM |
So completely making up things is funny?
I must have a weird sense of humour, then. |
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| 26 Jul 2014 01:45 PM |
"I must have a weird sense of humour, then."
obviously |
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Bigtiop26
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| 26 Jul 2014 02:01 PM |
| Yeah, I just don't find lying in a review to be comedic. |
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| 26 Jul 2014 05:36 PM |
if you want a legit review(and you're literate)then read his EXTRA punctuation reviews, which are legit reviews
also, what the hell do you think he lied about?
probably a joke you took out of context |
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Bigtiop26
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| 26 Jul 2014 05:49 PM |
| He claims to have played Monster Hunter Tri for 10 hours, saying that the tutorial was 10 hours long. His comments quickly review that the tutorial is FORTY FIVE MINUTES LONG, and an hour and a half if you're very slow. If he had played it properly and hated it, he could have probably made a funnier review where he actually bashes the game for what it does wrong. |
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Bigtiop26
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| 26 Jul 2014 05:51 PM |
Also he said Kid Icarus: Uprising was a rehashed game despite it being made two decades after the first one.
And even then, they aren't in the same genre! |
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Ignys
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| 26 Jul 2014 05:52 PM |
They're mostly hits and misses for me. Games I know are bad and I see on a wednesday he's reviewed it is almost like a treat. |
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| 26 Jul 2014 05:53 PM |
"He claims to have played Monster Hunter Tri for 10 hours, saying that the tutorial was 10 hours long. His comments quickly review that the tutorial is FORTY FIVE MINUTES LONG"
"Also he said Kid Icarus: Uprising was a rehashed game despite it being made two decades after the first one."
now... are you ABSOLUTELY SURE that you aren't taking jokes out of context? |
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Bigtiop26
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| 26 Jul 2014 05:54 PM |
I'm absolutely sure.
Unless the fact that he's missing by a mile IS the joke. |
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Bigtiop26
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| 26 Jul 2014 05:55 PM |
When he announced the winners for a contest he'd held, to see if anyone could make a Zero Punctation type game. He pretty much just insults everyone who entered, saying that even the winners made crap. His tone isn't even a sort of "Oh, but you know I'm kidding," type of tone. He just insults his fans and doesn't care.
BUT YOU KNOW, THAT COULD BE THE JOKE I'M MISSING. |
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Bigtiop26
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| 26 Jul 2014 05:58 PM |
| Also, Yahtzee's Minecraft review was actually very good and managed to be funny without insulting the hell out of the game for once, except for the first part, where he chose to take yet ANOTHER dig at America for no particular reason. There wasn't even anything in the context of the game to bring it up! |
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| 26 Jul 2014 06:01 PM |
| so, in summary, you're not used to british humor |
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| 26 Jul 2014 06:03 PM |
american humor = slapstick british humor = everything that isnt slapstick |
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Bigtiop26
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| 26 Jul 2014 06:05 PM |
So, being an ass, and hating everyone and everything is British humour?
Remind me to never ask for them to tell a joke. |
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| 26 Jul 2014 06:10 PM |
"So, being an ass, and hating everyone and everything is British humour?"
yes, it's called satire, you dirty hippie |
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