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| 20 Jul 2014 07:39 PM |
This is how you play: The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.
EXAMPLE: #1 - If life gives you lemons #2 - Make lemonade. If life breaks your computer... #3 - Sue life. If life destroys your car...
And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.
Rules - 1) All answers must be at least 3 words long. 2) No spam. 3) Nothing inappropriate. 4) Forum rules still apply.
I'll start:
If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one... |
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| 20 Jul 2014 08:43 PM |
Combustible Lemon
I'm gonna burn your house down
WITH THE LEMONS
If life gives you a laser cannon... |
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| 24 Jul 2014 10:41 PM |
Blow up your school.
If life gives you a hot g/f... |
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| 24 Jul 2014 11:20 PM |
you kill her
if life gives you a sharkbazooka
mr siggy riggy |
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| 24 Jul 2014 11:54 PM |
You fire it into a tornado then design a movie based around that pseudo-legendary concept.
If life gives you a life... |
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coollime5
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| 24 Jul 2014 11:59 PM |
Then I live through the entire thing so I can review it.
If life gives you a keyboard... |
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duck14
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| 25 Jul 2014 12:33 AM |
Smash it to pieces,
If life eats your cat,,. |
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| 25 Jul 2014 01:12 AM |
im gonna rip life into a trillion pieces ;.;
when life makes you look like a noob... |
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| 25 Jul 2014 01:34 AM |
Make it fabulous!
When life gives you Gordon Freeman asking for a conversation |
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| 25 Jul 2014 05:30 AM |
| If life gives you anime character as real one |
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duck14
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| 25 Jul 2014 05:38 AM |
Turn away from it.
If life throws you out of a tree. |
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coollime5
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| 25 Jul 2014 09:12 AM |
I land on a mattress.
If life gives you 10,000 robux... |
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| 25 Jul 2014 09:28 AM |
waste it on crap. If life gives you a gun |
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| 25 Jul 2014 09:42 AM |
you shoot every person you hate (Im looking at >:C)
when life gives you lemons
All you need are lemons ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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| 25 Jul 2014 09:53 AM |
Hand them back and demand chocolate.
When life gives you lemonade..
Give me ALL the fried watermelon. |
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coollime5
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| 25 Jul 2014 09:53 AM |
You don't do anything with them.
When life gives you nothing... |
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duck14
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| 25 Jul 2014 10:13 AM |
You cry a little on the inside.
When life takes your wallet. |
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| 25 Jul 2014 10:14 AM |
You call the cops on life.
When life gives you bills... |
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duck14
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| 25 Jul 2014 10:17 AM |
You pay the bills.
When life turns you into a tree. |
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| 25 Jul 2014 10:19 AM |
You grow into a tall tree.
When life just gives up on you... |
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| 25 Jul 2014 10:21 AM |
Don't give up on life, it might come back.
When life teleports you to the moon. |
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| 25 Jul 2014 10:22 AM |
Eat the cheese that's on the moon.
When life eats you..
Give me ALL the fried watermelon. |
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| 25 Jul 2014 10:24 AM |
Remain calm and start eating yourself.
When life starts drawing on you in your sleep. |
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| 25 Jul 2014 10:25 AM |
Wake up and slap it in the face!
When life trips on a rock... |
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| 25 Jul 2014 10:36 AM |
Laugh.
When life comes up with another dumb fashion group...
Give me ALL the fried watermelon. |
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