exeras
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| 24 Jul 2014 01:28 PM |
| Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her |
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koke15
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| Joined: 29 Sep 2010 |
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| 24 Jul 2014 01:29 PM |
| Are you sure you didnt get this from 9gag |
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giftbox24
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| Joined: 27 Apr 2008 |
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| 24 Jul 2014 01:30 PM |
*Ask her to push a button on the elevator* *She asks why* "Sorry, I just really want to get out of this elevator" |
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Xezcs
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| Joined: 23 Dec 2012 |
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| 24 Jul 2014 01:31 PM |
| i thought this would be some suicide forum |
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| 24 Jul 2014 01:32 PM |
| I thought she was gonna ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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| 24 Jul 2014 01:32 PM |
| there's a starving child in africa. but you are most important than that!!1 |
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| 24 Jul 2014 01:34 PM |
@seventh no one gives a crap about the kids in africa they are worthless ok only people in first world countries matter |
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