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OTTree
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| 23 Jul 2014 10:24 PM |
360 noscope her
"Through the forest, above the trees, within my stomach, scraped off my knees, I drink the honey inside your hive, you are the reason I stay alive." |
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| 23 Jul 2014 10:25 PM |
Walk outside.
"I'M THE JUGGERNAUT!"
Go about my business and laugh maniacally as her pitiful bullets bounce off of my skin. |
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| 23 Jul 2014 10:28 PM |
enable godmode
*le tips fedora* |
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| 23 Jul 2014 10:32 PM |
| "Girl do you work at subway? Cause you gave me a footlong." |
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| 23 Jul 2014 10:33 PM |
@Drury
well i'm also straight, so that probably influenced my decision |
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GotDaFunk
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wazap
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| 23 Jul 2014 10:34 PM |
| Sneak out and ask for some time in bed. if she refuses, do her anyways |
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tydog98
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| 23 Jul 2014 10:35 PM |
She doesn't have to admire me from a distance
If I'm an octopus you're a dried up old squid! |
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| 23 Jul 2014 10:36 PM |
a girl sniper? they sell those? |
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| 23 Jul 2014 10:39 PM |
@josh
Yeah, price varies on if they're hot or not |
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| 23 Jul 2014 11:19 PM |
Counter-snipe. I don't discriminate in what I shoot at.
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| 23 Jul 2014 11:20 PM |
Call the police. Then hide in a safe place.
Someone with a sniper is dangerous. They might kill. |
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Meteor36
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| 23 Jul 2014 11:23 PM |
| HunterStrait, go back home. I don't want to play Jumper Stumper. |
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| 23 Jul 2014 11:26 PM |
> Play this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuCxnHq9ks4 > get my neckbeard mask on > get my fedora on > Get my Sniper Rifle System 99-S5 Anti-Matériel > do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEVOFyNr0uY |
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