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| 23 Jul 2014 03:58 PM |
>I loved Frost Clan so much, I had all the merchandise and uniforms >I pray to Jjjakey every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Frost Clan is love" I say; "Frost Clan is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a bundle of sticks >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Frost Clan >I called him an arse >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a feeling of frostyness comes over me >It's Jjjakey >I am so happy He whispers into my ear "This is my fort." >He grabs me with his powerful frosty fists and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my cheeks for Jjjakey >He enters me >It hurts so much but I do it for Frost Clan >I can feel my bottom tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Jjjakey >He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my bottom with his love >My dad walks in >Jjjakey looks him straight in the eyes and says "C'mon Frost Clan, we're leaving." >Jjjakey starts dancing and jumps out the window >Frost Clan is love, Frost Clan is life |
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| 23 Jul 2014 04:00 PM |
| For those who haven't, watch shrek is love shrek is life. |
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| 23 Jul 2014 04:00 PM |
| im trying to think of a pun with Frost clan and naughty stuff that would make myself laugh but i just can't |
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| 23 Jul 2014 04:05 PM |
>Jjjakey starts dancing and jumps out the window
-fbb |
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| 23 Jul 2014 05:02 PM |
| its all frosty now...that was bad |
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| 23 Jul 2014 05:33 PM |
| would jakeys "stuff" be extra cold...? |
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| 24 Jul 2014 01:32 AM |
http://www.roblox.com/boost-is-love-item?id=167686082
SALAM. |
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