BootySlam
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| 22 Jul 2014 04:33 PM |
David was sitting in his room. It was all normal, until he began hearing something strange. It was a weird noise, almost as if... musical. The noise started getting louder and more clear, and he noticed it was Alice Deejay. This could only mean one thing.
"o hell mon where my dank intervention at" he tought.
He had forgotten his Intervention when he went 360 noscoping non-mlg hardscoper scrubs.
Mixed with the music, he could hear heavy footsteps, getting louder and louder.
"lol i screwed up"
He quickly rushed and locked the door, and hid in the closet. The music had suddenly stopped. And something, on the other side of the door, was trying to open it. Whatever it was finally gave up. Or did it? Danipie kicked open the door, roaring a mighty roar. She slammed his computer down against the floor, breaking it. David was trying to breathe as silently as possible, but he knew she would find him eventually. She looked under the bed, behind the curtains, everywhere she could have looked at. Except for the closet. She opened it, quickly grabbing him by the neck and smashing his head against the wall. Blood was flying everywhere.
"the hell did u say bout me punk" she yelled.
"im sorry pls forgive" he replied.
Tears filled his eyes as he grasped onto the few life he had left in him.
"kk" dani said.
"rly"
"no lol jk"
She pulled out a pocketknife and stabbed him on his chest several times, until he was dead. She whistled loudly, summoning Alice Deejay herself. She picked up dani with her soft hands and they flew off into the sunset, never to be heard of again.
RIP David 2003-20011
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StanAdam
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| 22 Jul 2014 04:34 PM |
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