qwe809
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| 21 Jul 2014 07:13 PM |
Let me begin.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus. |
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qwe809
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| 21 Jul 2014 07:15 PM |
Come on nubs I challenge you all!
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay. |
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thien99
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| Joined: 12 Aug 2010 |
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| 21 Jul 2014 07:16 PM |
| Your mama is like a telephone even a three year old can pick her up. |
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slasherx2
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| Joined: 26 Jul 2011 |
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| 21 Jul 2014 07:16 PM |
| Yo mama is so old, she got her yearbook signed by jesus |
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| 21 Jul 2014 07:17 PM |
| yo mama as old as these jokes |
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qwe809
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| 21 Jul 2014 07:18 PM |
Please I got better
yo Mama is so fat, her @zz has it's own congressman. |
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| 21 Jul 2014 07:18 PM |
| yo mama got called fat at an mlp convention |
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qwe809
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| 21 Jul 2014 07:20 PM |
PLease this one will shut down C&G
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she got fired from a 3low job. |
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| 21 Jul 2014 07:20 PM |
| Yo mama so stupid she stuck two batteries up her as and said "I FEEL THE POWAH" |
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| 21 Jul 2014 07:20 PM |
| Yo momma so fat she got diabetes and died of cncer |
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| 21 Jul 2014 07:21 PM |
you mamas so stupid she tripped over a wireless computer.
whats the difference between your moms legs and an ironing board.
an ironing boards legs are actually hard to open. |
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qwe809
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| 21 Jul 2014 07:22 PM |
EAT THIS!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she needs license plates for her shoes. |
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| 21 Jul 2014 07:23 PM |
| Mine wins most offensive deal with it. Yo mama did last night ;) |
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qwe809
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| 21 Jul 2014 07:23 PM |
This one is old but
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. |
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qwe809
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| 21 Jul 2014 07:25 PM |
| Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' dad only takes her out on Halloween. |
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| 21 Jul 2014 07:25 PM |
| To mama is so stupid! She forgot her own genetics and laid an egg |
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| 21 Jul 2014 07:25 PM |
| Yo' Mama so stupid she waited for the stop sign to turn green. >-> |
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qwe809
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| 21 Jul 2014 07:26 PM |
Boring *yawn*
Yo' Mama is so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery. |
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| 21 Jul 2014 07:26 PM |
| yo' mama's so old that she has a ucr uniform |
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qwe809
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| 21 Jul 2014 07:27 PM |
Take this one down your thoat!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to St. Louis, she got stuck in the arch. |
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| 21 Jul 2014 07:27 PM |
| Yo' Mama so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch! |
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Cynratic
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| Joined: 27 May 2014 |
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| 21 Jul 2014 07:27 PM |
Yo momma so ugly, her teeth are like Wiz Khallifas - Black and yellow.
Signed, Cynratic Akkvan Constans |
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| 21 Jul 2014 07:28 PM |
| Yo mama so old she has medals from WWII |
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qwe809
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| 21 Jul 2014 07:28 PM |
This will finish it all!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway. |
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