Zoonotic
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| Joined: 29 Feb 2012 |
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| 21 Jul 2014 05:10 PM |
| The fish king shall rise someday... |
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| 21 Jul 2014 05:11 PM |
-puts on peacock outfit and spreads wings-
you've got no dirt on me, woman! or, should I say, WOBIRD. |
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| 21 Jul 2014 05:12 PM |
pulls the disgusting mockery of the peacock ideal away from the hideous nonbird
that will hide nothing! |
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| 21 Jul 2014 05:37 PM |
| come down and fight me, bird queen! or I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow this wall down! |
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| 21 Jul 2014 05:41 PM |
| you cant, this wall is made with material stronger than any nonbird! |
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| 21 Jul 2014 05:47 PM |
You've got torches, right? I mean you burned down a village.
Burn the forest, or something.
Forests are distinctly flammable, if I remember. |
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| 21 Jul 2014 05:48 PM |
| how will you burn the forest if it's protected by tall walls! i see a flaw in your silly nonbird plan! |
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| 21 Jul 2014 05:51 PM |
Climb the wall, at least high enough to toss the torch over.
And, that's assuming the wall made by a flock of groveling flappers is non-flammable.
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| 21 Jul 2014 05:52 PM |
| you cant climb the wall, silly nonbird |
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| 21 Jul 2014 05:57 PM |
We've got grappling hooks, haven't we?
That we can use.
With our magical arms.
And fingers.
Or we can just fly over it. Drop the torches in via plane.
Or send up a rocket up in space, filled with it's very flammable rocket fuel, and have it crash into the forest.
Your wings can't operate fire trucks! Or fire hoses, for that matter!
Even a bucket brigade would do no good! |
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timpookie
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| Joined: 18 Aug 2011 |
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| 21 Jul 2014 06:33 PM |
Hey guys, guess who's here to be a neutral observer in this futile attempt to kill the Bird Queen? Yeah, that's right, the Bannanachair King is here, and I brought an entire army for the sole purpose of watching your futile attempts at treason.
͇A͇͇l͇͇l͇͇ ͇͇H͇͇a͇͇i͇͇l͇͇ ͇͇t͇͇h͇͇e͇͇ ͇͇B͇͇a͇͇n͇͇n͇͇a͇͇n͇͇a͇͇c͇͇h͇͇a͇͇i͇͇r͇͇ ͇͇K͇͇i͇͇n͇͇g͇! |
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| 21 Jul 2014 06:37 PM |
I am the King of Bird Demons.
You shall be killed on sight. |
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| 21 Jul 2014 06:46 PM |
Wait, I am the NUB KING WITH 1337 HAXOR SKILLS AND I WILL BREAK THAT GOD FORSAKEN WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAA_ cough ehhh, mom, I need my cough drops! NOW!
GIMME CHOCOLATE! By BABYMETAL |
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