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| 20 Jul 2014 07:59 PM |
shes only a yr older than me.
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| 20 Jul 2014 08:08 PM |
I just tried flirting with her and she rejected me
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SporkBT
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| 20 Jul 2014 08:09 PM |
Yep, you know what to do....
Make macaroni art together! |
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SomePunk
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| 20 Jul 2014 08:10 PM |
| I asked her if she can hold my sack of balls and I had a sack of basketballs in my hand. |
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| 20 Jul 2014 08:13 PM |
| she rejected you because she caught you on Roblox just now |
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| 20 Jul 2014 08:14 PM |
| shes just watching snapped killer couples drinking a pepsi. and my moms showering , should I whip it out? |
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| 20 Jul 2014 08:15 PM |
50% chance
either she goes for it, or she tell your mom and you'll get in trouble for 'attempt raep' |
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| 20 Jul 2014 08:15 PM |
| yeah i kiss girls every day |
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SporkBT
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| 20 Jul 2014 08:15 PM |
Brah, leave it to the older bros.
And this sounds a little fake, to be honest... |
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Indiella
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| 20 Jul 2014 08:15 PM |
| she rejected you because you're a man wh0re |
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SomePunk
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| 20 Jul 2014 08:16 PM |
there is no such thing as a man wh0re the more women the better |
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| 20 Jul 2014 08:16 PM |
"she rejected you because you're a man wh0re"
Feminists dont get a say in life |
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| 20 Jul 2014 08:17 PM |
| woman actually get mad over stuff like that |
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| 20 Jul 2014 08:21 PM |
well ind of course im a gigalo
but my D is hairy should I shave it then whip it out? |
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| 20 Jul 2014 08:22 PM |
| think she'll like gagging on it either way |
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| 20 Jul 2014 08:25 PM |
true true..
I gotta make it romantic , maybe I can tell her to come in my room I take off my clothes and start taking hers off and we start making love. |
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| 20 Jul 2014 08:30 PM |
No, you offer her food and when she says "Sure", you say "Darn, all out of food, but I think we can find something in your pantry."
Girls love that pantry stuff, its their ish |
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| 20 Jul 2014 08:31 PM |
ROFL
Or what about , you wanna see my car? and when she says sure I whip it out then I say can I put it in your garage? |
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| 20 Jul 2014 08:37 PM |
| Yes, they always fall for that one. |
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| 20 Jul 2014 08:40 PM |
| U ARE CKBLOCKING YOURSELF BRO |
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| 20 Jul 2014 08:40 PM |
| I haven't whipped it out since I was 7 |
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