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Re: A true story that happened to me when I was younger (sad)

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Baconite is not online. Baconite
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18 Jul 2014 02:07 PM
When I was about 6 I went to a bowling place with my dad

we went in and we sat down and waited for an empty slot so we could play

some large dudes come up to us and say "you will let us take this place"

my dad said no

he gets absolutely rekt with a bowling ball

he is dead

i cri

they turn on me

I decide otherwise

I do 6849699494965 backflips in the air and land behind them

I am actually godzilla

I eat the first guy

other two start running

good thing im also a shoelace

I tie one of their shoes together

they faceplant and die of faceplanting

the last one hides behind the burger king

oh no my arch nemesis

He has a shotgun

he starts firing at me

I have no where to run

WAIT ITS MY DAD HES ALIVE

my dad is actually a bulletproof vest btw

he jumps in front

bullets tear right through him coz they where some new type of shell

he dies but saves me

burger king is out of ammo

when hes distracted i throw a bowling ball at him and he flies through a window and gets run over by a bus

last guy starts crying

he legs it through another room

open the door

get on the floor

everybody do the dinosaur
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Baconite is not online. Baconite
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18 Jul 2014 02:08 PM
seriously this took me like 10 minutes if no one replies i will be annoyed
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Baconite is not online. Baconite
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18 Jul 2014 02:10 PM
if i do multiple responses it looks like people answered and makes this look popular so more people will reply
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katirulesearth is not online. katirulesearth
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18 Jul 2014 02:11 PM
tl;dr
just to annoy you

ᴏʜ ᴄᴏʀɴᴇʟɪᴜs, ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟɪᴇs ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ғᴏᴏʟ ᴍᴇ.
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OfficialSlimShady is not online. OfficialSlimShady
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18 Jul 2014 02:11 PM
best story m8 i r8 8/8

ur mom XDDDD
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killerhunter696 is not online. killerhunter696
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18 Jul 2014 02:12 PM
This has got to possibly be one of the best thing I've ever read in my entire life.
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adventurebroemil2 is not online. adventurebroemil2
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18 Jul 2014 02:12 PM
that ending doe.




emil used psi reason
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jackywacky is not online. jackywacky
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18 Jul 2014 02:14 PM
No, this is just a crap post. It's not funny and it's plain annoying.
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Baconite is not online. Baconite
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18 Jul 2014 02:15 PM
ur a crap post
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mercilesscorn is not online. mercilesscorn
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18 Jul 2014 02:16 PM
100/10
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Baconite is not online. Baconite
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18 Jul 2014 02:16 PM
btw jackywacky

"this is a crap post"

http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=137807739

u got something else to say?
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Akrylix is not online. Akrylix
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18 Jul 2014 02:16 PM
Chuckle.
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