Baconite
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| 18 Jul 2014 02:07 PM |
When I was about 6 I went to a bowling place with my dad
we went in and we sat down and waited for an empty slot so we could play
some large dudes come up to us and say "you will let us take this place"
my dad said no
he gets absolutely rekt with a bowling ball
he is dead
i cri
they turn on me
I decide otherwise
I do 6849699494965 backflips in the air and land behind them
I am actually godzilla
I eat the first guy
other two start running
good thing im also a shoelace
I tie one of their shoes together
they faceplant and die of faceplanting
the last one hides behind the burger king
oh no my arch nemesis
He has a shotgun
he starts firing at me
I have no where to run
WAIT ITS MY DAD HES ALIVE
my dad is actually a bulletproof vest btw
he jumps in front
bullets tear right through him coz they where some new type of shell
he dies but saves me
burger king is out of ammo
when hes distracted i throw a bowling ball at him and he flies through a window and gets run over by a bus
last guy starts crying
he legs it through another room
open the door
get on the floor
everybody do the dinosaur |
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Baconite
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| 18 Jul 2014 02:08 PM |
| seriously this took me like 10 minutes if no one replies i will be annoyed |
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Baconite
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| 18 Jul 2014 02:10 PM |
| if i do multiple responses it looks like people answered and makes this look popular so more people will reply |
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| 18 Jul 2014 02:11 PM |
tl;dr just to annoy you
ᴏʜ ᴄᴏʀɴᴇʟɪᴜs, ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟɪᴇs ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ғᴏᴏʟ ᴍᴇ. |
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| 18 Jul 2014 02:11 PM |
best story m8 i r8 8/8
ur mom XDDDD |
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| 18 Jul 2014 02:12 PM |
| This has got to possibly be one of the best thing I've ever read in my entire life. |
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| 18 Jul 2014 02:12 PM |
that ending doe.
emil used psi reason |
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| 18 Jul 2014 02:14 PM |
| No, this is just a crap post. It's not funny and it's plain annoying. |
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Baconite
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Baconite
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| 18 Jul 2014 02:16 PM |
btw jackywacky
"this is a crap post"
http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=137807739
u got something else to say? |
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Akrylix
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