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| 17 Jul 2014 08:33 PM |
i was only 9 years old i loved shrek so much |
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| 17 Jul 2014 08:36 PM |
i had all the merchandise and movies i prayed to Shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life ive been given |
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Nikolay00
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| 17 Jul 2014 08:38 PM |
shrek is love i say shrek is life my dad hears me and calls me a fgt i knew he was just jealous i called him a cont he slaps me and sends me to go to sleep im crying now and my face hurts. |
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| 17 Jul 2014 08:39 PM |
I went outside (lol) Sat in a chair A mystery worm crawled up my bunghole
I became a giraffe |
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| 17 Jul 2014 08:40 PM |
i lay in bed and its really cold a warmth is moving towards me i feel something touch me its shrek im so happy |
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| 17 Jul 2014 08:41 PM |
he whispers in my ear this is my swamp he grabs me with his ogre hands and puts on my hands and knee's im ready |
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| 17 Jul 2014 08:42 PM |
i spread my ass cheeks for shrek he penetrates my but hole it hurts so much but i do it for shrek |
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| 17 Jul 2014 08:44 PM |
i can feel my but tearing as my eyes start to water i push against his forest |
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| 17 Jul 2014 08:46 PM |
my dad walks in shrek looks him straight in the eye and says its all ogre now shrek leaves through my window. shrek is love. shrek is life. |
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| 17 Jul 2014 08:47 PM |
| Uh I grinded levels on Pokemon Reborn? C:? Yea I have a boring life.. I'll go into the corner now |
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| 17 Jul 2014 08:49 PM |
>be me >be 15 >be last week >sitting on bungee chair >had to fart >farted >felt good >get up >uncomfortable feel >"uh oh" >go to bathroom >huge smear on my white boxers >ffs >tries to clean boxies >can't >NO ONE MUST KNOW >find 20 piece mc nugget box in trash can >take it >stuff boxies in box >go downstairs >in kitchen >put box on the bottom of other trashcan >ew >go back upstairs >ass naked >go back into bathroom >wipe >new pair of boxers
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