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| 15 Jul 2014 11:15 PM |
i'll go first.
What's a webpage? Something ducks walk on?
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| 15 Jul 2014 11:17 PM |
| and you complain about my half-asleep joke -_- |
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| 15 Jul 2014 11:17 PM |
What's the worst thing you can call a black person that starts with N and ends with R?
Neighbour. |
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Lyzah
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| 15 Jul 2014 11:17 PM |
why didn't the koala get the job?
he didn't have the koala-fications. aha. no. |
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| 15 Jul 2014 11:17 PM |
What goes next before Two and after Zero?
JUAN!
I've seen this before, 11 times in a matter of fact. |
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| 15 Jul 2014 11:21 PM |
Why can't fangirls travel in even groups? Because they can't even!
-Sarkcat123's post account Yeeeeee |
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MadSanity
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| 15 Jul 2014 11:21 PM |
I like to wear sunglasses, so I guess you could say I'm...
*puts on glasses*
... a shade-y character.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR3jnW2kcUs |
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Sqeak909
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| 15 Jul 2014 11:21 PM |
Actually a comeback:
Some people were dropped when they were a baby, but you were clearly thrown at a wall. |
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| 15 Jul 2014 11:22 PM |
| What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan |
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midousuji
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| 15 Jul 2014 11:23 PM |
black jokes and mexicans are all the same once you've heard juan, you've heard jamal |
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| 15 Jul 2014 11:24 PM |
Heres a name pun:
Why is he "Oliver" the place?
I've seen this before, 11 times in a matter of fact. |
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| 15 Jul 2014 11:24 PM |
What's long and black? the unemployment line
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| 15 Jul 2014 11:25 PM |
What did the cop say when he saw ten mexicans on a couch?
"The gang's all here." |
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Zeriten
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| 15 Jul 2014 11:25 PM |
| I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the-- AUGUARUAAUAUUUUGHH!!! |
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| 15 Jul 2014 11:25 PM |
Person 1: My vision has been blurry, and I keep seeing spots! Person 2: Have you seen a doctor? Person 1: No, just spots.
≈“It seems that one day an evil farmer decided to kill all of his animals and have a big party"- lus, Animal God; Daggerfall≈ |
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| 15 Jul 2014 11:26 PM |
| i think we all agree i won with my first joke |
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Zeriten
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| 15 Jul 2014 11:27 PM |
"Why can't fangirls travel in even groups? Because they can't even!"
Is this like a reference to how fangirls talk? I have a skylox fangirl as a friend and she's always like "I can't even..."
Eugh. |
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| 15 Jul 2014 11:27 PM |
| When I read your joke, Demetrius, my eyes almost fell out..I rolled them so hard. |
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| 15 Jul 2014 11:27 PM |
I never tried explaining gravity to someone, I think its just unattractive to me.
I've seen this before, 11 times in a matter of fact. |
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koopaNGC
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| 15 Jul 2014 11:28 PM |
Here's a joke.
"This thread." |
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| 15 Jul 2014 11:29 PM |
a black and a mexican are in a car who's driving?
THE POLICE |
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| 15 Jul 2014 11:31 PM |
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped himself. |
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| 15 Jul 2014 11:31 PM |
Why can't Jesus play basketball ?
Cuz he isn't real |
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