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DemetriusAvidius is not online. DemetriusAvidius
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15 Jul 2014 11:15 PM
i'll go first.

What's a webpage?
Something ducks walk on?

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mysticalchickenwing2 is not online. mysticalchickenwing2
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15 Jul 2014 11:17 PM
and you complain about my half-asleep joke -_-
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christlovesyou is not online. christlovesyou
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15 Jul 2014 11:17 PM
What's the worst thing you can call a black person that starts with N and ends with R?





























Neighbour.
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Lyzah is not online. Lyzah
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15 Jul 2014 11:17 PM
why didn't the koala get the job?


he didn't have the koala-fications. aha. no.
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ButtonMasher12 is not online. ButtonMasher12
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15 Jul 2014 11:17 PM
What goes next before Two and after Zero?

JUAN!

I've seen this before, 11 times in a matter of fact.
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WaitWhatKitten is not online. WaitWhatKitten
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15 Jul 2014 11:21 PM
Why can't fangirls travel in even groups?
Because they can't even!


-Sarkcat123's post account
Yeeeeee
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MadSanity is not online. MadSanity
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15 Jul 2014 11:21 PM
I like to wear sunglasses, so I guess you could say I'm...

*puts on glasses*

... a shade-y character.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR3jnW2kcUs
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Sqeak909 is not online. Sqeak909
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15 Jul 2014 11:21 PM
Actually a comeback:




Some people were dropped when they were a baby, but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
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WaterMasterLuke is not online. WaterMasterLuke
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15 Jul 2014 11:22 PM
What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan
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midousuji is not online. midousuji
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15 Jul 2014 11:23 PM
op
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DemetriusAvidius is not online. DemetriusAvidius
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15 Jul 2014 11:23 PM
black jokes and mexicans are all the same
once you've heard juan, you've heard jamal
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ButtonMasher12 is not online. ButtonMasher12
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15 Jul 2014 11:24 PM
Heres a name pun:

Why is he "Oliver" the place?

I've seen this before, 11 times in a matter of fact.
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WaterMasterLuke is not online. WaterMasterLuke
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15 Jul 2014 11:24 PM
What's long and black? the unemployment line
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SupahBoshi64 is not online. SupahBoshi64
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15 Jul 2014 11:25 PM
What did the cop say when he saw ten mexicans on a couch?

"The gang's all here."
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Zeriten is not online. Zeriten
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15 Jul 2014 11:25 PM
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the-- AUGUARUAAUAUUUUGHH!!!
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tehpwner7067 is not online. tehpwner7067
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15 Jul 2014 11:25 PM
Person 1: My vision has been blurry, and I keep seeing spots!
Person 2: Have you seen a doctor?
Person 1: No, just spots.

≈“It seems that one day an evil farmer decided to kill all of his animals and have a big party"- lus, Animal God; Daggerfall≈
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DemetriusAvidius is not online. DemetriusAvidius
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15 Jul 2014 11:26 PM
i think we all agree i won with my first joke
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Zeriten is not online. Zeriten
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15 Jul 2014 11:27 PM
"Why can't fangirls travel in even groups?
Because they can't even!"

Is this like a reference to how fangirls talk? I have a skylox fangirl as a friend and she's always like "I can't even..."

Eugh.
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WaterMasterLuke is not online. WaterMasterLuke
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15 Jul 2014 11:27 PM
When I read your joke, Demetrius, my eyes almost fell out..I rolled them so hard.
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ButtonMasher12 is not online. ButtonMasher12
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15 Jul 2014 11:27 PM
I never tried explaining gravity to someone, I think its just unattractive to me.

I've seen this before, 11 times in a matter of fact.
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koopaNGC is not online. koopaNGC
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15 Jul 2014 11:28 PM
Here's a joke.

"This thread."
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PasturizedSugar is not online. PasturizedSugar
Joined: 23 Dec 2012
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15 Jul 2014 11:29 PM
a black and a mexican are in a car
who's driving?
























































THE POLICE
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WaterMasterLuke is not online. WaterMasterLuke
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15 Jul 2014 11:31 PM
^lol
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ABLoun1 is not online. ABLoun1
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15 Jul 2014 11:31 PM
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped himself.
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firekillery is not online. firekillery
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15 Jul 2014 11:31 PM
Why can't Jesus play basketball ?

Cuz he isn't real
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