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| 14 Jul 2014 07:55 PM |
You find yourself in a room.
What's your name?
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| 14 Jul 2014 07:56 PM |
*Ba-dum,Tssh!*
~Every end is a beginning,and I pocketed the luck on the way out~ |
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Roadworx
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| 14 Jul 2014 07:57 PM |
johnny bravo
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| 14 Jul 2014 07:59 PM |
You are now Johnny Bravo.
There is a television in the room, as well as a bed, a large butter knife, and a door.
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| 14 Jul 2014 08:00 PM |
Lay down on bed
Put television on X-rated channel |
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| 14 Jul 2014 08:01 PM |
go out the door and pick up chicks, johnny bravo style
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hassib123
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| 14 Jul 2014 08:01 PM |
| Grab the knife, cut the bed open and get the fluff, and open the door and throw the fluff out. |
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| 14 Jul 2014 08:02 PM |
Johnny bravo combs his hair and gets ladies.
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| 14 Jul 2014 08:02 PM |
"Zoosmell Pooplord" yay homestuck |
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| 14 Jul 2014 08:03 PM |
There's no TV remote, so you can't change the channel. You do lie on the bed, though.
The television is currently on the Nature Channel. You can see FloralTigress being savagely [NO] by two elephants. You run up to the TV and hit it to change it to the Exposition Channel. Bill Cosby's disembodied head tells you that you can take one of three quests. Which one will you pick?
1) Save the world from Joseph Stalin 2) Find the Treasure of Treasureliness 3) Rescue Shedletsky from cyborgs
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| 14 Jul 2014 08:03 PM |
go out the door and pick up chicks, johnny bravo style [2]
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| 14 Jul 2014 08:05 PM |
You decide to go searching for the Treasure of Treasureliness. Bill Cosby accepts this and gives you a map to your first stop, the Taco Factory. [(!)New Location: Taco Factory!] Now it's time to get ready for your adventure! The butter knife is still there, and now you just noticed your closet.
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| 14 Jul 2014 08:06 PM |
| Forget them. Onwards! Money awaits! |
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| 14 Jul 2014 08:07 PM |
You decide not to get ready. You walk outside and get run over by a drunk demoman.
#rekt
You awaken back at your house. Perhaps you should take something with you...
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| 14 Jul 2014 08:12 PM |
You decide to remove your pants. Perhaps you'll scare your enemies away!
You walk outside. You crash your rock-hard donger into a drunk demoman's car. You steal his pants and one of his scrumpy bottles. [(^)New Weapon: Bottle of Scrumpy] [(#)New Armor: Demoman Pants]
Do you want to head to the Taco Factory, or do you want to wander around?
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| 14 Jul 2014 08:13 PM |
| Empty bottle into mouth. Leave the pants off. Go to taco factory intoxicated. |
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| 14 Jul 2014 08:15 PM |
So here you are, drunk, half-naked, and holding a broken bottle of scrumpy.
A Taco Engineer attacks!
Player: 1000 NDP, 30 ATP Taco Engineer: 250 NDP, 0 ATP
Hey, you, watcha gonna do? (Suggestion: Attack it.)
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| 14 Jul 2014 08:17 PM |
You do nothing because nobody posted when I made this post.
The Taco Engineer uses Construct Taco! He throws it at you! It didn't taste quite right.
Player: 980 NDP, 30 ATP Taco Engineer: 250 NDP, 0 ATP
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| 14 Jul 2014 08:18 PM |
Look up "NDP" in AGWYMCTDT's manual.
Also, throw broken bottle at engineer. |
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| 14 Jul 2014 08:20 PM |
(Instruction Book: "Not-Dying Points" or "NDP" is a measure of how not dead you are. If it hits zero, you get rekt.)
You throw your bottle at the Taco Engineer. He takes damage and it somehow boomerangs back to you. You catch it.
The Taco Engineer uses Construct Taco. It missed.
Player: 980 NDP, 30 ATP Taco Engineer: 175 NDP, 0 ATP
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