Soup3rMan
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| 14 Jul 2014 10:22 AM |
1. Eat bacon 2. Drive tractors around town whilst wielding double-barrel shotguns in both hands, firing them randomly in the air 3. Hate foreigners 4. Be fat and have at least 3 heart attacks 5. Bathe with a bald eagle
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| 14 Jul 2014 10:23 AM |
| 6.Believe all propaganda about Communism |
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Wikkler
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| 14 Jul 2014 10:35 AM |
7. Not eat at Taco Bell because you think it's dirty immigrant food. 8. Not recognize Canada as a legit country. 9. Your favorite song is either the national anthem, "God Bless the USA" by Lee Greenwood, or the Team America World Police theme. 10. Recite the Pledge of Allegience every day at terrible public school. 11. Have your favorite amendment be Amendment 2. 12. Put guns everywhere. EVERYWHERE. 13. SUPERSIZE ME! 14. Put a flag in your yard, commie. 15. Support your local sports teams and colleges. SPORTS IS IMPORTANTS! 16. Fireworks. Everywhea. 17. USA! USA! USA! USA! 18. FOOD ON A STICK! ESPECIALLY BUTTER, Y'ALL. 19. Choose a political stance. It doesn't matter if you don't know anything about politics. You still need to choose a side. Preferably Republican for extra 'Murica points. 20. If you see a Brit, always remind them about the Revolutionary War. Always. |
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Spiteless
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| 14 Jul 2014 10:37 AM |
| whilst almost none of these are true about me, being american i can confirm about 80% of these ring true |
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enzo90
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| 14 Jul 2014 10:38 AM |
@Wikk Pledge allegiance is a good thing :c
I don't do this stuff. K.
21. And believe Obama for free health care! And Tvs!
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LosVider
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| 14 Jul 2014 10:39 AM |
"20. If you see a Brit, always remind them about the Revolutionary War. Always."
this
i'm losvider don't hate kids |
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| 14 Jul 2014 10:39 AM |
| americans who live up north are so racist |
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Spiteless
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| 14 Jul 2014 10:40 AM |
i dont say the pledge at all sometimes i get called out by a teacher for being "un patriotic" and even got sent to the office one time for it |
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OTJuice
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| 14 Jul 2014 10:40 AM |
| Yep. Seems like my normal day. |
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MiriamPup
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| 14 Jul 2014 10:41 AM |
? this is just a normal morning for me you don't even wanna know what we do during the day
murururururrururururururrururururuuuururrruruururururum i am miriam |
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| 14 Jul 2014 10:41 AM |
| blatantly disregard separation of church and state because we need god in our public schools |
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Soup3rMan
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| 14 Jul 2014 10:43 AM |
@Spite
I never say the pledge either.
I lip sync
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| 14 Jul 2014 10:44 AM |
1. Eat bacon i don't eat bacon 2. Drive tractors around town whilst wielding double-barrel shotguns in both hands, firing them randomly in the air that's the south idiotic side of america 3. Hate foreigners no? 4. Be fat and have at least 3 heart attacks im skinny and have not gotten heart attacks 5. Bathe with a bald eagle what |
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Soup3rMan
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| 14 Jul 2014 10:45 AM |
@2010
I really hope you didn't actually take this seriously
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| 14 Jul 2014 10:46 AM |
"blatantly disregard separation of church and state because we need god in our public schools"
are you talking about PSR programs because those are totally voluntary and you don't have to go to them if you're not religious Hell, a lot of religious people don't go to them either |
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| 14 Jul 2014 10:48 AM |
| yes i know it's bait but still i answered you :) |
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Soup3rMan
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| 14 Jul 2014 10:48 AM |
I just noticed I screwed up the title
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| 14 Jul 2014 10:49 AM |
"1. Eat bacon" Not every person eats bacon.
"2. Drive tractors around town whilst wielding double-barrel shotguns in both hands, firing them randomly in the air" Nobody does that.
"3. Hate foreigners" Because we all know that america is the least other country hating.
"4. Be fat and have at least 3 heart attacks" That never happens.
"5. Bathe with a bald eagle" Nobody does that you idiot.
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Spiteless
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| 14 Jul 2014 10:50 AM |
i live in the southeast everyone here is a god-damn nimrod |
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| 14 Jul 2014 10:52 AM |
1. Only once. 2. Cars. 3. I do not. 4. I'm slender. 5. No. Is this guy trolling? Not all of us are like that. |
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Soup3rMan
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| 14 Jul 2014 10:53 AM |
@super
I know you bathe with a bald eagle
I know
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