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| 13 Jul 2014 12:43 AM |
You are born as a:
A.Female B.Male
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OTCostco
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| 13 Jul 2014 12:44 AM |
Okay you are a born as a male
you enter in to school nervously
you see a cute girl
what do?
A. Approach her and talk to her B.Go play World of warcraft with your nerd friends |
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OTCostco
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| 13 Jul 2014 12:45 AM |
You approach the beautiful girl, and try to start a conversation.
you said:
A. "You smell like my farts" B.Hey beautiful, what's your name? |
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OTCostco
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| 13 Jul 2014 12:46 AM |
B tryin' to make this adventure as smooth as possible |
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| 13 Jul 2014 12:47 AM |
You try to sweet talk her and try to get her to like you,
she likes you, however she isn't in to "guys" so you were friend zoned.
you were a bit depressed but you were still happy you could be friends with her.
You go to the cafeteria and order:
A. A nice cheesy baked bean burrito B. Steak (good protein)
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OTCostco
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| 13 Jul 2014 12:47 AM |
| C: some fries and try to flirt with the female again |
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| 13 Jul 2014 12:48 AM |
B
- If there's a place you got to go, I'm the one you need to know - |
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2david40
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| 13 Jul 2014 12:49 AM |
Okay i'll go along with it.
You attempt to get un-friend zoned.. and you release after trying to sweet-talk her and comment on her appearence nicely of course.. she realizes what you are trying to do.. she tells you stop STOP! I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH YOU OK
you finally give up and go home
you hear your mother scream
you have two options:
1.Go to your mother 2.continue playing LOL all day cuz u got no life |
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OTCostco
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| 13 Jul 2014 12:50 AM |
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- If there's a place you got to go, I'm the one you need to know - |
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| 13 Jul 2014 12:51 AM |
you head towards the scream only to find out that your mother was practicing for her annual singing tournaments
(god she's awful)
anyways you head back to your computer room
and you look up one of these on the internet: (PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING INNAPROPIATE)
A.how to make a bomb B.go on youtube |
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OTCostco
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| 13 Jul 2014 12:51 AM |
A i am suddenly zayn hussein |
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| 13 Jul 2014 12:51 AM |
C. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- If there's a place you got to go, I'm the one you need to know - |
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| 13 Jul 2014 12:52 AM |
you look up how to make a bomb
fascinated with all of the results you decide to go out side and have a walk
you come across your lawn only to see your neighbors dog IS TAKING A CRAP ON IT AGAIN.
You have two choices:
A.complain to the neighbor B.blow up the neighbors house and the dog |
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| 13 Jul 2014 12:53 AM |
A
- If there's a place you got to go, I'm the one you need to know - |
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| 13 Jul 2014 12:53 AM |
"Hey beautiful,are you an angel? Because I'm allergic to feathers." *projectile vomits horizontally for 5 minutes*
~And I pocketed the luck on the way out~ |
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| 13 Jul 2014 12:54 AM |
A.
you go to the neighbors to complain, but stop and realize something..
why does it matter? what is any of this going to do for me.. for alls I know this could all be a game or some sort of joke. you fall in to a deep depression and die.
the end |
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| 13 Jul 2014 12:54 AM |
nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
- If there's a place you got to go, I'm the one you need to know - |
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| 13 Jul 2014 12:55 AM |
B.
you become a Jai hind and blow up
and died.
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