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| 20 May 2012 12:03 AM |
NOTE:This is for comical reasons only, don't take any of this seriously.
February, 12, 2013: ~The ROBLOX Economy has gone very high up. Charging 600k for a Red sparkle time fedora. ~People are taking advantage of the trading system. ~ROBLOXian 3.0 is out, and people are currently complaining about it. ~ROBLOX admins have increased security, there are 60% less exploiters then there were in 2012. ~The ROBLOX population is at 17.8 million ACTIVE members.
November, 27, 2013: ~The ROBLOX devs. are increasing ways to improve the site but are lacking the security. ~The economy is doing well again, at about 120k for a Red sparkle time fedora. ~Water bouyancy and increased physics of game blocks are improved. ~A " try before you buy" button on the side of each item. ~Prices are lower for non-limited items on the catalog for BC members. ~Many more site improvements and gaming updates. ~ROBLOX is doing pretty good. ~The ROBLOX population is at 18 million ACTIVE members.
April, 12, 2014: ~A MASSIVE hack attack has invaded the ROBLOX site, due to lack of security. ~The damage was 567 active accounts deleted, robux stolen from ROBLOX, the hackers banned the devs. ~ROBLOX devs. spend $10,000 real money to repair their website. ~ROBLOX is doing terrible. ~ROBLOX users are complaining to the devs. ~The ROBLOX population is at 15.7 million ACTIVE members.
October, 21, 2014: ~A devastating meteor storm hits the earth in Canada and kills nearly 300k members of ROBLOX. ~Exploiting has now gone up 80% and exlpoiters are now deleting games. ~LOTS of people are now quitting ROBLOX. ~The ROBLOX economy is doing terrible, at 1.5 million robux for a Red sparkle time fedora. ~Some classic games have now been deleted. People are extremely angry. ~The ROBLOX population is at 12 million ACTIVE members.
May, 3, 2015: ~Becuase of the damages, ROBLOX devs. take a loan from Disney for $200,000 dollars real money. ~The site has now improved. ~ROBLOXian 4.0 has now come out, looking with extremely real human physics. ~Old members are starting to rejoin and enjoy themselves. ~The ROBLOX economy is still doing bad, but is working it's way up. ~The ROBLOX population is at 12.4 million ACTIVE members.
December, 15, 2015: ~ROBLOX devs. gives out free robux for the damages of the hacker attack last year. ~Members are extremely pleased, 1 million come back to ROBLOX. ~People start liking ROBLOX, and noobs begin to decrease 30%. ~ROBLOX hits it's golden age, at 80% better then before. ~The economy is doing great, average price for a red sparkle time fedora is 60k. ~ROBLOX decreases exploiters 98% and noobs 45% ~The ROBLOX population is at 13.8 million ACTIVE members.
October, 17, 2016: ~ROBLOX devs, don't have enough money to pay back the loan from Disney. ~ROBLOX devs. are taking privileges away from NBC'ers and people are starting a riot. ~Merely, the famous limited collector loses half of his limiteds from a hacker attack. ~People are starting to take advantage of roblox. ~The ROBLOX population is at 13.8 million ACTIVE members.
July, 2, 2017: ~Disney sues ROBLOX for not paying them back, and ROBLOX is now in $500,000 debt. ~Hackers have come back, and successfully deleted thegamer101, stickmasterluke, LordNavy, Merely, and many famous people. ~BC now costs 60% more then normal. ~People are losing BC because of the prices, then quit. ~The ROBLOX population is at 12 million ACTIVE members.
December, 28, 2017: ~Disney now takes over ROBLOX, from not paying the debt. ~Disney shuts down ROBLOX for a month for game updates. ~People get EXTREMELY mad. ~25% of active ROBLOXians become hackers. ~ROBLOX loses alot of members. ~The ROBLOX population is at 8 million ACTIVE members.
August, 20, 2018: ~ROBLOXians must have a disney logo on their shirt, or they will be banned. ~Instead of ROBUX, they are called disney dollars. ~ROBLOXians cannot say bricks anymore, only terrain. ~The catalog has been taken away, only items you can buy with real world money are added to the catalog. ~The game officially takes over the ROBLOX devs. ~The ROBLOX population is at 6.5 million ACTIVE members.
February, 17, 2019: ~The term ROBLOX doesn't even exist. ~ROBLOXians are now called Disney characters ~Becuase of all the changes, half of the active members quit. ~Every term is now related to Disney. ~The ROBLOX population is at 3 million ACTIVE members.
July, 18, 2020: ~SOPA now comes back to ROBLOX. They prohibit players from entering ANY game, and take them away. ~Users are only allowed now to forum post. ~The term "ROBLOX" is now hidden by the secret government and for no one to ever hear about again. ~The ROBLOX population is at 600k ACTIVE members.
March, 16, 2021: ~WARNING: 1x1x1x1 comes back from the dead. ~1x1x1x1 deletes the whole entire Disney system, ends everything. ~The ROBLOX population is at 0 ACTIVE members.
March, 17, 2021: ~David Bakscuschi, the once know ROBLOX developer, makes a broadcast to the world, stating. "I used to run a incredible website, but it all turned around. The brick that formed this website in 2006 was just the beginning. Lets see if we can make another one appear in a couple years.. Thankyou."
April, 4, 2023: ~After 2 years, the hearing of Davids broadcast shocked them to see if ROBLOX was ever coming back ~ No one still saw no sign of it. But as one man searched google images of "ROBLOX" the image logo popped up to show the world the logo once again. ~This, would be another beginning.
THE END
Thank you everyone if you read it all! Took me alot of time and effort to make this, and tell me what you like about it! Remember, this is ALL made up, I show no offence to anyone or in any way. I hope you liked it!
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| 20 May 2012 12:08 AM |
I died at the disney parts
~The Pink Duck hath spoken!~ |
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| 20 May 2012 12:09 AM |
Didn't you already post this?
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| 20 May 2012 12:15 AM |
| Yeah sorry, multiple posted @Grunty |
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| 20 May 2012 12:18 AM |
| This is actually really good. Thanks for your effort. :D It is appreciated. :3 |
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| 20 May 2012 12:18 AM |
Why did Canada have to be hit by meteors?
<--------------- 100% Canadian right here. |
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| 20 May 2012 12:22 AM |
| Hotshot, I sware I picked something random. lol. |
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| 20 May 2012 12:24 AM |
you copied me give credit
http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=68344785 |
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| 20 May 2012 12:25 AM |
| :D Nice this is really entertaining. |
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| 20 May 2012 12:25 AM |
| I give credit to tonyantonio2 for the disney idea. That is it. |
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| 20 May 2012 12:26 AM |
@tonyantonio2 He made it more interesting and more realistic. |
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| 20 May 2012 12:27 AM |
If true (I know it isn't) "A devastating meteor storm hits the earth in Canada and kills nearly 300k members of ROBLOX. "
Wouldn't most people move....
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| 20 May 2012 12:28 AM |
i would have quit at 2016...
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| 20 May 2012 12:29 AM |
| Oh god. Its jaredvaldez. GET OUT! |
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| 20 May 2012 12:37 AM |
fell bad for all the famous people in 2017.... :(
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| 03 Sep 2012 06:52 PM |
"NOTE:This is for comical reasons only"
how is this comical |
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| 03 Sep 2012 06:56 PM |
"NOTE:This is for comical reasons only"
HOWS
IT ISN'T FUNNY
TRY HARDER |
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| 03 Sep 2012 07:08 PM |
OH GOD IT'S CHANCETK2 JARED'S ALTERNATE CALL TELAMON TOUT DE SUITE!!!!
-[EVIL]- |
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| 22 Sep 2012 09:31 PM |
| If it isn't comical.. what the freak would you call it... |
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| 22 Sep 2012 09:36 PM |
| most little kids by now would be running to their mommys and begging their parents to make this website continue, so dont joke about it or u may put roblox at risk |
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| 22 Sep 2012 09:37 PM |
"NOTE:This is for comical reasons only, don't take any of this seriously."
mmhmm. |
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| 22 Sep 2012 09:38 PM |
| my little cousin saw that and he also plays roblox and he was crying like heck! |
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