|
| 12 Jul 2014 12:11 AM |
1. Ottawa 1-0 (+1 GD)
This team's better than I thought, and they have a good bench too. Nuke, Dead, Cataids, Amano, Poipoi etc. they are all quality players. The thing is death is going on a vacation in early august. Depending on how early that is, he could miss a part of the playoffs. Still, they're looking at a possible 10-0 season. Probably not because of the scheduled times, but long story short they're good.
2. Tampa Bay 0-1 (-1 GD)
The word around this team is "dog", and after looking up the word dog on urban dictionary, yes I guess you would have to say this team is dog. XG, Han, and Hardys is still one of the best trios in the game but they couldn't best the Jesus 3 this time. Look for them to take the #1 or #2 seed however because of their activeness.
3. Washington 1-0 (+1 GD)
This team didn't even have Fire, but they played really well. If 3 of their starting 4 players of Fire, Bung, Mario, and Comic show up every game, they will be a force to reckon with. The bench is actually pretty bad, but Mega proved himself to be a fair backup GK in the draftee games.
4. Orlando 0-1 (-1 GD)
This team was very human without Shocking, but when he came they really started to turn it on. Moldy should be salivating at his attacking options with Shocking, Zim, Sir, and Zsjz (2 HOFers and 1 future HOFer) but he needs to be more diligent in goal, giving up too poor goals vs Washington today.
5. Hartford 1-0 (+1 GD)
A bit low for a team that won, but they have a lot of "good" players. Players who won't really take over a game and win it for a team but just hold their own at times. They lack a superstar like all the teams listed above but still will probably make the playoffs because of their amazing depth.
6. Monterrey 0-1 (-1 GD)
This team is probably the #2 team in ISL a couple seasons ago...Crazy how competitive this season is, these guys have some great prospects, mainly Obby, Bommer, and Nomer. We've already seen what Chriz and Toy can do, and they really impressed in week 1. It should be fun following this team, Toy seems to have really turned them around from the Columbust days.
TOTW:
FWD: Bunghole (Washington) DEF: Tiny (Ottawa) GK: Chriz (Monterrey) BENCH: Sir (Orlando)
Your Viagra™ huff of the week: Xgin hoe
Week 2 lines:
Orlando (+3) Tampa Bay Hartford (-2) Monterrey Washington (+5) Ottawa |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 12 Jul 2014 12:14 AM |
"Jesus 3"
Literally go jump off a building Jimbo. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 12 Jul 2014 12:15 AM |
| THE HYPE IS REAL DEAD!!!!!! |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 12 Jul 2014 12:15 AM |
someone should calm down, jesus.
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set fire to the man and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 12 Jul 2014 12:15 AM |
| someone should understand satire, jesus. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 12 Jul 2014 12:18 AM |
"Your Viagra™ huff of the week: Xgin hoe"
you've crossed the line this time!!!!!!!!1111111
but how is 13/16 not good enough for TOTW? qq |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 12 Jul 2014 12:20 AM |
| Thank you for the power rankings. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
|
| 12 Jul 2014 12:23 AM |
| wait does that say washington is a favorite to win rofl |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 12 Jul 2014 12:24 AM |
We would have won in Washington put there bench players in. And we did not have any fluke goals.
Welp |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 12 Jul 2014 12:57 AM |
| Jimbo was unfair with that super high ball shot, and bung shot it in. I thought it was stoppage.. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 12 Jul 2014 12:58 AM |
"but Mega proved himself to be a fair backup GK in the draftee games."
WTF DUDE IM BEST PLAYER TO EVER PLAY IN ISL IM NO FAIR BACKUP GK |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 12 Jul 2014 01:21 AM |
Chriz made TOTW but my 2 goals and 1 assist wasn't enough? Hater af |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 12 Jul 2014 11:10 AM |
| Bung, odds have you losing by 5 goals. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Baresi
|
  |
| Joined: 06 Apr 2014 |
| Total Posts: 2469 |
|
|
| 12 Jul 2014 11:34 AM |
You guys got this all wrong! 6th=1st place!
eat dirt you turkey |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
FIRECAKE
|
  |
| Joined: 28 Feb 2009 |
| Total Posts: 25167 |
|
|
| 12 Jul 2014 11:53 AM |
"Literally go jump off a building Jimbo."
"someone should understand satire, jesus."
>literally >satire
lit·er·al ˈlitərəl,ˈlitrəl adjective 1. taking words in their usual or most basic sense without metaphor or allegory.
sat·ire ˈsaˌtīr noun the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
ok |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 12 Jul 2014 04:11 PM |
@Jimbo You got it all wrong Monterrey has the best Jesus 3 of all time! |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Bommer
|
  |
| Joined: 19 Apr 2008 |
| Total Posts: 15199 |
|
|
| 12 Jul 2014 04:19 PM |
| can't believe i wasnt the TOT of the week or whatever because i played some 10/10 defense and set obby up for our game tying goals |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|