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Re: My older brother is a TF2 dropout idiot (TRUE STORY!)

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SaucyTortellini is not online. SaucyTortellini
Joined: 23 Aug 2013
Total Posts: 164
11 Jul 2014 09:32 PM
Okay, I'm going to start of with the basics.

-He's a HS dropout
-He works at a pop culture store, 2 times a week MAYBE.
-He would have graduated last year
-He told everyone that he was getting/got his GED instead of a HS diploma.
-He's fat, stinky, and he has major anger problems

Okay. So I've finally had enough. This has been going on for nearly three years, and it needs to stop.

Here's the story.

After my brother started staying home "sick", he would constantly play online Steam games.

The worst out of every game, is Team Fortress 2. I hate that game so much, I can't even describe how much I hate that game and video games in general. The only game I play, is ROBLOX.

So after his first year of TF2, he claimed he had made 400 dollars in a year and that he's so special. Well, he gets terminated for "scamming" (which he does a lot) and he threw a huge fit at Steam.

But anyways, that's not the part I really care about, even if it was fair karma.

For the past three years, he has been coming into our computer lab and is constantly playing TF2 for 5+ hours a day, the rest sleeping. He's had a FEW rare jobs, but they were like 1 month only deals like our state fair or helping an old guy.

He constantly screams, he's spilled Mountain Dew (yes, more details on THAT later) all over the lab, and he drinks energy drinks and eats doritos all the time. His keyboard and mouse are so nasty and worn down, that the PAINT on the keys and the mouse has been slowly eroding away.

On to the chair...

I was being given a chair for my room so I could sleep easier since it was like, the once with the kick stand and it leans back for you. My matress is really annoying, so until I was getting a fancy bed, that was my other option.

I get home from school one day, to find Derek sitting in my chair, super greesy, and when I complained to my father Derek through a fat kid fit. I could not believe it.

"Why did you steal his chair?"
"BECAUSE, HE'S AN IDIOTIC FACETIOUS KID"

First of all, he clearly doesn't know what facetious means. So yeah, I never got my chair back.

Throughout the year, he has been screaming swears on the microphone constantly, which is terrible since my sister and her baby moved in last year because she was heading off to college to do Biotech work.

Non stop cursing, to the point where we've heard the baby slip out swears.

Oh, so my sister started a swear jar, and every participates in it EXCEPT for Derek.

"I DON'T CARE, I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY"

Not to mention, he takes my neice to the park and claims that she is HIS child. What the heck is wrong with this guy.. right?

Also, I went to wake him up one day for work, and he had a pile (I'm not lying, I should have taken pictures for proof) of 2 liter MOUNTAIN DEW bottles in the corner of his room, with just tons of empty bags of doritos. That is beyond disgusting and nasty.

Also, he collects cans of all the poison (energy drinks) on his shelf, and his room STINKS. It's terrible because it's right across from mine.

What do I do you guys? Yeah he's in the basement, but he's just going to mooch off my dad's money the whole time he is here, yet my father won't kick him out.

My Grandma the landlord, told my father that he needs to get a job or go to school, or move out yet that's not happening.

What do I do? Does anyone else have this kind of problem with their siblings?

My dad has been telling him for a year to shut up, and move his computer down to the basement where he belongs. We're sick of hearing him and his stupid TF2 friends. Finally, he laid down the law today and he has moved his computer down to the basement and he is NOT happy about it.


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Meteor36 is not online. Meteor36
Joined: 27 Aug 2008
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11 Jul 2014 09:34 PM
>Mountain Dew
>Doritos
Look at this tryhard
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BeefSoupAlt is not online. BeefSoupAlt
Joined: 29 Aug 2013
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11 Jul 2014 09:34 PM
Oh god

~Craps I give: 0 | Add 1.7k to my post count~
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Kevin7704 is not online. Kevin7704
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11 Jul 2014 09:37 PM
i lol'd
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TrueNightmareKing is not online. TrueNightmareKing
Joined: 27 Oct 2010
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11 Jul 2014 09:37 PM
why does he exist

The Forum Necromancer, bringing back nooby threads since the beginning of time.
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SaucyTortellini is not online. SaucyTortellini
Joined: 23 Aug 2013
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11 Jul 2014 09:38 PM
@Meteor

No, he seriously does. He even lies on his microphone that he graduted from purdue.

He is a real life neckbeard, I'm not joking.

Ask my sister or brother,

Tacoandtoast, theblablybla know what's up.
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kidfromtheschool is not online. kidfromtheschool
Joined: 24 Nov 2012
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11 Jul 2014 09:38 PM
I regret reading all this.

Kick. Him. Out.
He. Needs. A. Job.
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Negativize is not online. Negativize
Joined: 02 May 2011
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11 Jul 2014 09:39 PM
I play TF2.

I'm not like this stupid addict, however.

negativize | bunny bowler who gambles for carrots | 6000+ posts!
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ihatemlp4 is not online. ihatemlp4
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11 Jul 2014 09:39 PM
force him to either leave and get a job or get stabbed to death
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Mouseworks is not online. Mouseworks
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11 Jul 2014 09:39 PM
kick him out
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XTGNecro is not online. XTGNecro
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11 Jul 2014 09:39 PM
he actually lives in the basement
oh my god
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CoolJohnnyboy is not online. CoolJohnnyboy
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11 Jul 2014 09:41 PM
Aren't you the same guy who made that thread about your sixteenth birthday party being ruined, and then you said you made it up?

I'm guessing that this one is made up as well, but it's pretty good. You should seriously consider a career in writing.
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Kevin7704 is not online. Kevin7704
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11 Jul 2014 09:42 PM
^
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1337swag360Snipez is not online. 1337swag360Snipez
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11 Jul 2014 09:43 PM
he is a brony
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mikeyman12ash is not online. mikeyman12ash
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11 Jul 2014 09:43 PM
not sure if I should believe this one after your story about your birthday party
if it's fake you're pretty good at fabricating stories about your relatives being total asses
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megahammer is not online. megahammer
Joined: 06 Jun 2010
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11 Jul 2014 09:43 PM
"Aren't you the same guy who made that thread about your sixteenth birthday party being ruined, and then you said you made it up?

I'm guessing that this one is made up as well, but it's pretty good. You should seriously consider a career in writing."

yeah i kinda recognized his avatar too...
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DaneAlexandre is not online. DaneAlexandre
Joined: 23 Jun 2009
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11 Jul 2014 09:43 PM
This one is actually a real story guys.

The other one was a fake. This is actually real, I'm not kidding around this time.

I can even prove it. I'll take a picture of his can collection with me holding up a sign that says "Saucy Tortellini" and prove it's real. (Saucy is my writing account)
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Meteor36 is not online. Meteor36
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11 Jul 2014 09:45 PM
Take a picture of the neckbeard instead
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CoolJohnnyboy is not online. CoolJohnnyboy
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11 Jul 2014 09:46 PM
@dane

I'll take your word for it if you claim it's real. Honestly, you're only choice is to make your older brother feel bad by proving you're more of a man than he is, and that's by getting a job, try and rub your social life in his face, ect.

Also, for future writings, you should use different accounts for different writings if they are fiction. That way, no one will know if it is true or not, since it is not the same account.
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mikeyman12ash is not online. mikeyman12ash
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11 Jul 2014 09:47 PM
"This one is actually a real story guys.

The other one was a fake. This is actually real, I'm not kidding around this time.

I can even prove it. I'll take a picture of his can collection with me holding up a sign that says "Saucy Tortellini" and prove it's real. (Saucy is my writing account)"

you also "proved" the first story with a video of "Christine" and "your sister" arguing
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CoolJohnnyboy is not online. CoolJohnnyboy
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11 Jul 2014 09:49 PM
@mikey

The birthday bash most people who tell it was fishy. But I can still see it happening, but no to most people.

This one is more believable, because it tells about the unfortunate story of how some of our youth are becoming parasites
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mikeyman12ash is not online. mikeyman12ash
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11 Jul 2014 09:52 PM
"The birthday bash most people who tell it was fishy. But I can still see it happening, but no to most people.

This one is more believable, because it tells about the unfortunate story of how some of our youth are becoming parasites"

youth parasites should get a job or gtfo
and i don't mean the ones who are under working age i mean the ones who are in their 30s and still live in their mom's basement
you don't even need to go to college to get a decent job, there are blue collar jobs, some of which don't even require a diploma
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SaucyTortellini is not online. SaucyTortellini
Joined: 23 Aug 2013
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11 Jul 2014 09:54 PM
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMFSaJx7nw2dnw2_doe33Cw

Proof on this channel. Here you go people, I told you.
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mikeyman12ash is not online. mikeyman12ash
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11 Jul 2014 09:58 PM
"THIS is the WALL OF POISON"
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CoolJohnnyboy is not online. CoolJohnnyboy
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11 Jul 2014 09:58 PM
its true


i feel bad for you op
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