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| 09 Jul 2014 10:01 AM |
| I buy a pint of my favorite ice cream (cherry vanilla!), throw scoops at the floor, and lick it off the floor like a dirty and pathetic animal |
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Larney
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| 09 Jul 2014 10:02 AM |
You should probably mop your floor immediately after doing that, or your floor will be very, very sticky!
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| 09 Jul 2014 10:06 AM |
"You should probably mop your floor immediately after doing that, or your floor will be very, very sticky!"
For making cleaning a fun experience, I cover myself in Pine-Sol, and sniff in something really strong so I could have a nervous attack and clean the floor as a result of my uncontrollable spasms |
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| 09 Jul 2014 10:07 AM |
that's not the only reason why the floor is sticky
hey hot stuff |
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| 09 Jul 2014 10:09 AM |
"that's not the only reason why the floor is sticky"
*growl* |
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Claw9991
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| 09 Jul 2014 10:10 AM |
The poor thing
I mean the floor |
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| 09 Jul 2014 10:11 AM |
| Sometimes my toilet clogs from the force of my blasts as I pound myself vigorously. |
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| 09 Jul 2014 10:13 AM |
@Wisdom That's visually disturbing |
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