hammer124
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| 07 Jul 2014 04:43 PM |
everyone must know this
devote your lives to him |
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HailMario
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hammer124
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devTheory
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| 07 Jul 2014 04:43 PM |
i worship b1tsh1ft
grmr plz or spanking1 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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Undertale
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| 07 Jul 2014 04:44 PM |
worship him with the sticks up your asses
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hammer124
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| 07 Jul 2014 04:45 PM |
| i pray to him every night, thanking him for the forums he moderates |
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KiIIah
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| 07 Jul 2014 04:46 PM |
:) hail b1tsh1ft
Killah with 3 i's T_T |
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hammer124
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| 07 Jul 2014 04:51 PM |
| more believers need to be enlightened |
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mickyy5
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| 07 Jul 2014 04:53 PM |
>I was only 9 years old >I loved B1tsh1ft so much, I played all his games, and had all his models >I pray to B1tsh1ft every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"B1tsh1ft is love" I say; "B1tsh1ft is life" >My leader hears me and calls me a noob >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for B1tsh1ft >I called him a scrublord >He demotes me and sends me to go defend >I'm crying now, and my feelings are hurt >I sit on the wall and it's really empty >Suddenly, a character is moving towards me >It's B1tsh1ft >I am so happy He types towards my character "This is my fort." >He grabs me with his powerful mod hands and puts me down on the terminal >I'm ready >I use the crouch tool for B1tsh1ft and praise him >He challenges me to RCL >He is shooting me, It hurts so much but I do it for B1tsh1ft >I can feel my health draining and my character starts to suffer >I fight against his force >I want to please B1tsh1ft in battle >He roars in a mighty roar as he kills my character >My leader spawns in >B1tsh1ft looks him straight in the eyes and says "CPA WIN" >B1tsh1ft leaves the server >B1tsh1ft is love. B1tsh1ft is life.
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hammer124
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Textorial
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b1tsh1ft
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| 07 Jul 2014 04:54 PM |
| I don't know what to say... Lol |
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Valshire
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mickyy5
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hammer124
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hammer124
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| 07 Jul 2014 04:57 PM |
| the movement begins here people |
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| 07 Jul 2014 04:57 PM |
| the master has posted, hail. |
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hammer124
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| 07 Jul 2014 05:00 PM |
omg died can't
"A thought, even a possibility, can shatter and transform us." -Friedrich Nietzche |
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