birm123
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| 05 Jul 2014 04:46 PM |
Name: Jax Taren Age: 17 Other: Whoop whoop. Go easy on me, I know the name of about a quarter of the games everyone else knows, and know more stuff about even less, and have played *even* fewer.
The land around you shifts into a race track, and you are suddenly sitting in a race car. |
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birm123
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| 05 Jul 2014 04:46 PM |
| "Jax Taren? What kind of name is that?!" |
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LNG257
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| 05 Jul 2014 04:48 PM |
Obviously, there's going to be a race. Watch for a big red start light to turn yellow, or for somebody with a checkered black-and-white flag to come out, or something.
Good thing I got my drivers license out... there.
Is this a dream? |
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LNG257
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| 05 Jul 2014 04:49 PM |
(oops, err, late-ish post?)
"It's what my parents named me, so that's who I am." I say. |
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birm123
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| 05 Jul 2014 04:49 PM |
"A dream? No, Jax, it is the thing that will determine your life."
Suddenly the race starts and all the other cars race forward. |
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LNG257
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| 05 Jul 2014 04:52 PM |
Ohboy. Go, go, go. Push that pedal to the metal, I can't lose this race.
"If this is what will determine my life, why do I need to do this? Why take a test? to see if I'm worthy or not? Or is this some sick, twisted game of yours?" |
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birm123
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| 05 Jul 2014 04:53 PM |
"I like to think of it as entertainment for the Gods." You seem to go faster then most of the other racers. |
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LNG257
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| 05 Jul 2014 04:56 PM |
Well then, if I'm naturally faster, better to play this safe. No sense putting myself in more danger if I have the advantage. Make good, sharp turns, but not too sharp, enough to keep me ahead of the other racers, and stay near the center for the long paths.
"So you're a god, you say? God of sucking people into other dimensions?" |
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birm123
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| 05 Jul 2014 04:58 PM |
Two racers just crashed, making a block infront of you. Seemingly impossible your race car jumped over them.
"A god, yes. The God of Entertainment, the Gods seem to like to watch their creations play for their life." |
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LNG257
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| 05 Jul 2014 05:02 PM |
Continue racing. I hope that crash was just coincidence, and not a regular thing.
"So the gods are sadistic, are they? Figures, just like *some* people I know. Beings with power always want to let others know they have and can use that power..." |
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birm123
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| 05 Jul 2014 05:03 PM |
"Mhm. I just do what the Gods find amusing. I find it amusing as well, though." A ramp lifts up on the road, and you're launched into the air. You see two more racers collide in midair.
A helicopter flies down, shooting down at the racers. |
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LNG257
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| 05 Jul 2014 05:43 PM |
"Okay, this is definitely not a normal racing game."
Hit the speed. Move in a zig-zag, moving away from the helicopter as I get close, then moving under it when I'm close. |
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| 05 Jul 2014 05:46 PM |
"Let's just say I modified it."
You sucsessfuly manage to get past the heli, however there are 2 cars behind you armed with rockets.
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| 05 Jul 2014 05:49 PM |
Ohkay. Time to do a little fancy flying. Driving. Whatever. Hit the breaks, make them race past me, then attempt to ram the front of my car into one of their wheels.
"What, combined NASCAR driving with Call of Duty? Good effort, but you should really have put me in Death Racing instead." |
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| 05 Jul 2014 06:03 PM |
You succeed and the car turns and rams into the other, you slipping past.
"Either way there's a chance you'll die." |
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| 05 Jul 2014 06:07 PM |
"Yeah, and there's a chance that you can taste my dust."
I rev my engine. Pedal to the metal time again. |
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| 05 Jul 2014 06:09 PM |
| As you speed forward, a car rams right into the back of you. You end up activating a machine gun to fire from the back and front. |
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LNG257
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| 05 Jul 2014 06:10 PM |
| (Wait, is the machine gun on my car or the car that slammed into me?) |
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| 05 Jul 2014 06:18 PM |
"Well this is new."
Turn the car back toward the road, spraying bullets into the other driver's face. While I'm turning, quickly look across the dashboard for a button or switch or something that controls the machine guns, as well as keeping an eye out for other weapon toggles.
After the turn is done, simply speed up and move in at finishing the race. Can't be far from the finish, unless this is a reeeeally long track. |
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| 05 Jul 2014 06:21 PM |
As you think of shooting, the bullets come spraying out and the driver simply crashes through the wall off the track and into a volcano.
As you arrive at the finish, your thrown out of your car, a machine gun in hand.
"W-w-what?" The voice says, concerned.
There are tons of zombies on the track.
You can hear tons of yells, soundly Godly.
"THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!" The voice yells. |
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LNG257
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| 05 Jul 2014 06:25 PM |
"'Kay, nice to know you messed up."
Quickly look across my dashboard for any buttons or switches or something that might activate weapons. |
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| 05 Jul 2014 06:28 PM |
"It's not me, somethin--------ggg-g-g-g-g-gg--g-gg--ggs wrong----g--g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-. Someon-e-e-e-e-e--e-e-e- is interferi----i-iu-i--i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ng."
You see a rip in the very air, and there's a robotic ball.
"Uh, is this the right place? No? Well, I'm going to pretend I'm in the right place anyway." An Australlian voice says. "So, er, you should probably follow me, before things get hellish." |
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LNG257
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| 05 Jul 2014 06:35 PM |
| I gesture with my machine gun. "Lead the way." |
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| 05 Jul 2014 06:37 PM |
"Just,ah,come on, follow me, be careful, you might fall to your death, very dangerous, dangerous indeed."
The area the portal type thing brought you to was completely different, and the orb was being moved by a rail.
"So are you like every other human here or can you actually talk, cause damnit, I'm lonely." |
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