|
| 03 Jul 2014 10:11 AM |
> staying in America
> massively obese man goes to the cubicle next to me
> hear grunting and groaning
> he shouts "KAME....HAME...."
> intense stomach growling
> "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
> I hear the sound of copeless amounts of crap being violently expelled from his ass
> Thunderously applauded by a roaring ass-shattering fart
more kawaii than scout's decapitated arm |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Zyliox
|
  |
| Joined: 23 Nov 2012 |
| Total Posts: 7844 |
|
|
| 03 Jul 2014 10:12 AM |
| some mom smacking her kid in a stall. abuse? |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
LosVider
|
  |
| Joined: 05 Jul 2010 |
| Total Posts: 4747 |
|
|
| 03 Jul 2014 10:14 AM |
>only 9 years old
>needed tp because stall was out
>sit there for a few minutes figuring out what to do
>knock on the stall next to me and politely ask for some tp
>i only get three knocks back, followed by a long, drawn out "hunnn" |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 03 Jul 2014 10:14 AM |
"some mom smacking her kid in a stall. abuse?"
if you're in the US, depends on the state
most states it's illegal
most European countries it's illegal
more kawaii than scout's decapitated arm |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Zyliox
|
  |
| Joined: 23 Nov 2012 |
| Total Posts: 7844 |
|
| |
|
|
| 03 Jul 2014 10:17 AM |
I was in the restroom at the theater, and this guy in the stall next to me let out this huge jimmy-rustling butt shattering poot(is).
I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you SUCK! |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
topgeorge
|
  |
| Joined: 09 Jan 2010 |
| Total Posts: 902 |
|
|
| 03 Jul 2014 10:19 AM |
| in my old school this kid had a pretty big problem with dioherrea |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 03 Jul 2014 10:20 AM |
| some kid tried to stand on the sink and broke it then started running away crying |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
iFloral
|
  |
| Joined: 29 Aug 2013 |
| Total Posts: 8272 |
|
|
| 03 Jul 2014 10:20 AM |
| i walked in a restroom where all i heard was people pooping |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 03 Jul 2014 10:20 AM |
| Well, this is getting interesting... |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 03 Jul 2014 10:21 AM |
| For me, it was a kid saying "Wall-e,wall-e," similar to that of the robot's sound itself. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
nieuwen
|
  |
| Joined: 01 Aug 2011 |
| Total Posts: 16190 |
|
|
| 03 Jul 2014 10:24 AM |
someone walking around and looking under the stalls
u just won the lottery |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
nieuwen
|
  |
| Joined: 01 Aug 2011 |
| Total Posts: 16190 |
|
| |
|
|
| 03 Jul 2014 10:27 AM |
"someone walking around and looking under the stalls"
little kiddies who know no better do this often
more kawaii than scout's decapitated arm |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Vellerix
|
  |
| Joined: 30 Jan 2011 |
| Total Posts: 4052 |
|
|
| 03 Jul 2014 10:28 AM |
Someone looking over at me while using the urinal also a guy walked in on me once cuz the lock was broke on the stall |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Hearsay
|
  |
| Joined: 21 Jul 2008 |
| Total Posts: 22890 |
|
|
| 03 Jul 2014 10:29 AM |
| i went in to the school bathroom and there was turds on the floor and curse words wiped on the wall in pure crap and some of it even got on the roof and the whole roll of toilet paper was clogging up the toilet and the napkins were stuffed in the sink to clog them up and the trash can was knocked over and the urinals were full of milk cartons and crayons |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
|
| 03 Jul 2014 10:31 AM |
strange bumps and splashes and several people on the other side of my stall
now grab your destiny, if you know what i mean |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Forestion
|
  |
| Joined: 09 Mar 2013 |
| Total Posts: 15364 |
|
|
| 03 Jul 2014 10:33 AM |
| someone wrote a cuss word using poop on the walls |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 03 Jul 2014 10:33 AM |
| Once, on a car trip, we stopped at a small bathroom in the highway. Well, there was just a toilet in there, with poop lines and some weird, green lines down the side of the interior of the toilet. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Hearsay
|
  |
| Joined: 21 Jul 2008 |
| Total Posts: 22890 |
|
| |
|
topgeorge
|
  |
| Joined: 09 Jan 2010 |
| Total Posts: 902 |
|
|
| 03 Jul 2014 10:34 AM |
| oh and once when my family were having dinner and when i went to go to the toilet, i saw the door was smeared with poop |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
|
| 03 Jul 2014 10:55 AM |
my friend was on her . and was changing her tamp and there's a daycare in the school and the daycare kids were in the bathroom, too and a lil kid poked his head under the stall door |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|