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| 03 Jul 2014 10:50 AM |
So it was my 16th birthday was last Friday.
Everyone who I am super close to at school and stuff came to visit along with 100-125ish people from my school and around the neighborhood, for this was a friends only kind of thing along with my parents I was hoping only my uncle and my twin sister. I sent out all the family party invitations earlier this week, which was supposed to be the Sunday after my big party.
Nope. My wicked Aunt and my 10 year old cousins who are all triplets showed up, and ruined everything! We were all playing teenage games, the pool was packed, we had fog machines, glow lights, UV lights and glow paint in the party room, and we hired the best DJ in the state to play some epic music. We had punch set up, I had a huge gift table, and a giant ice sculpture. I was going to show everyone my new Hybrid car next to the bonsai plants that I planted on my 15th birthday, and hid from everyone for the entire year. It was truly the best birthday I could have asked for.
So, how could three ten year olds ruin it? I'll get to that part.
I'd like to point out before you guys called me spoiled, my father invested stock for me as a child and he ended up striking millions and he put aside enough money for me to throw one giant birthday party when I turned 16. I'm not a spoiled brat, wealthy doesn't always mean spoiled, spoiled means you have to be really rude and I am nice to everyone. I may not be close and BFF's with everyone, but I'm nice to everyone.
Basically, this was supposed to be the party of the summer, and the party of my life.
Even my was upset on what happened, and I've NEVER seen my father cry. His little brother is married to some gold digger named Christine and she's terrible!
No, I'm NOT exagerating, they really ruined everything. I'll get to that part.
First, I'd like to point out that while I do like in a multimillion dollar, they live in a mansion too and my birthday party was strictly invitation only and anyone who didn't have their invitation was sent away by security. No one invited them to my party, and they got in without an invitation... Or so I thought.
I'd also like to point out that they were not invited by anyone, and it turns out that Christine opened my letter to my uncle which held a special invitation which strictly said "Please come by yourself, this is not a family event". She hid it from him so he had no idea that he was invited to my party, it was really upsetting too because he is like a brother to me and he's 21 making him a huge role model for me. Christine purposely showed up to ruin my party, and now they're ruining my uncle's life!
Okay, so back to the party.
During my party, I greeted all the guests at the door. All of the sudden, Christine and her kids walk in (they aren't my uncle's kids) and she smirks at me. She her kids are disgustingly dirty, wearing shirts that have food speckled all over them and it looked like they had been playing in the dirt.
Christine:"Hi Zach, Happy Birthday to you and Trixie!" Me: "Where's my uncle?" Christine:"Oh, he couldn't come tonight. He's at work right now, so he said that I should just take the kids instead."
Yeah freaking right. My uncle would NEVER go against what my invitation said, and he was skyping with my father earlier today. He is NOT at work, he only works Monday-Thursday.
It only gets worse from here people.
Me: "Christine, I really don't mean to be rude but this party is invitation only" Her: "Well... I already brought the kids." Me: "The invitation says no kids allowed." Her: *Throwing her hands up like some godly force is preventing her from going away* "I already brought the kids"
What she really meant right then was: "I just don't give a bleep"
Her: "Run along now kids, go have some fun!"
I quickly race up the stairs to tell Trixie who is talking to our best friends.
Me: "Trixie, Christine is here and she brought her brats." Trixie: "What? Who invited her?" Me: "No one did, that's the problem. I told you last Christmas she was out to get me after I caught her stealing out of uncle Frankie's wallet."
So we gather our friends, and we decide to split up and find the twins along with Christine so we can get them out of our party before they ruin everything.
The first place I check, is the party room. Before I even enter the door, I hear a huge splashing sound and people screaming, because Tommy is throwing paint all over everyone ruining their designs. Then, I see another one of the kids, Amir, throw paint all over the DJ and his stuff. Amir then turns on the fog machines, and no one can see anything. The last thing I hear is a *Shattering Crash*. Knowing that, I see that the ice sculpture is all over the floor and Tommy, the younger of the brats managed to get under the table, unplug the light in the sculpture, and flip the table spilling paint everywhere, shattering the ice sculpture. By then, the fog machine has made the room deadly dangerous, so I run to the door and see Tommy shoving through the crowd and then I lose him.
Trixie races over to me, grabs my arm, and says "ZACH, THEY OPENED ALL OF OUR PRESENTS!"
In complete shock and anger, I say "WHAT!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THERE IS NO WAY THEY COULD OPEN THAT MANY PRE-"
As I glanced upon the gift table, everything has been opened. I am super upset, and I'm just about ready to cry. Trixie is bawling her eyes out and she's hugging our best friend Raina.
We decided that was enough, they had crossed the line. Raina ran into the party room and managed to find a microphone.
"HAS ANYONE SEEN THREE LITTLE KIDS RUNNING AROUND?"
That's when we heard the screams... Coming from outside.
The kids are throwing Pizza everywhere, people are wondering what's going on, and then TOMMY AND AMIR ARE PEEING IN THE POOL!
Luckily, my friend Marco grabbed Tommy, and threw him over the fence into the pool in my neighbors yard.
He can't swim. Oops, too bad.
At that moment, we thought everything was over. Trixie got on her microphone, and my mom ran outside with my father in complete disbelief on what has happened, and she starts crying.
"Everyone, I'm SO sorry. My uncle's gold digger of a wife brought he children here, and purposefully sent them to crash our party. How do I know this?"
She holds up two slips of paper, which Marco grabbed from Amir and Jacob. They were loaded lists of party destruction tasks, that she wanted the kids to carry out.
"This woman brought her kids to our party, uninvited to get back at my brother for catching her steal money from my uncle. Mom, I want them out of here right now! And to everyone else, I am truly sorry for the ruined party dresses, the t-shirts, the pool, the smoke. We need everyone to go home so we can get this sorted out."
Right before my sister finishes her sentence on sending everyone home, Christine comes up behind her and smacks her right in the face, punching her everyone is recording this and it's all over facebook. But, I had enough. I run up the stairs, skipping steps and I punch Christine in the face. Everyone is cheering me on. I shove her down the stairs, and my friends throw her kids in the pool dunking them over and over again. Finally, we give her a taste of her own medicine. She's bleeding, she's crying, and then my sister brings out the punch.
"DRINK UP BLEEP!" *She pours it all over her, and then everyone is throwing Pizza at her*
Raina comes in with paints and she pours it all over her and her two kids, and then we finish her off with a nice serving of barf after my dearest friend Marco feeds her garganzola cheese, which makes her sick to her stomach and she blows chunks all over her bratty little kids.
At this point, no one cares how much puke is all over her. We're all angry, and we're just about ready to put Christine to sleep for a week when she finally stands up and screams
"I'M CALLING THE COPS!!!!!!!!!!"
Xander grabs her phone and throws it into the pool.
"HOW YOU GONNA CALL THEM NOW, BLEEP?"
She storms out the back gate with her two kids, Tommy joining them after my neighbor ran back into his yard and dragged that brat out.
Everyone calms down, and leaves the party happy saying they'll come back next year for sure.
But, it doesn't end there. We check back at the presents, and everything is GONE.
"Mother..." I quickly ran outside to see who was left, and my aunt had stuffed everything in her pickup truck INCLUDING things from our house, like my moms clothes. How she managed to get everything, I don't know.
I quickly call try to call my uncle again, and he finally answers. After I explain what happened, he is at my house within 5 minutes and he sees my dad crying.
"They stole everything!"
My uncle Frankie sees the damage and then I told him.
"She did this all for revenge against me. I told you she stole from your wallet, she's a mastermind. She put counterfit bills in there and that's why nothing was gone."
So, that's how my 16th birthday went everyone.
Except for one more thing.
My uncle Frankie is going through divorce, and she's trying to take his money claiming it was domestic abuse based on the bruises and punches served up at the party.
But she's not going to get through with that. There are videos of us beating her up, and if we get in trouble for it then fine.
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| 03 Jul 2014 10:51 AM |
| tl'dr and u need a better family |
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| 03 Jul 2014 10:51 AM |
| almost as big as boring's quit thread |
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| 03 Jul 2014 10:52 AM |
Oh, but I forgot to mention.
The bonsai plants, for my car reveal, they destroyed them before they walked in to greet me.
That's why the kids were so dirty. |
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| 03 Jul 2014 10:54 AM |
I feel like this is fake but
10/10 great reking towards her
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Forestion
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| 03 Jul 2014 10:55 AM |
o u punched christine btw im stealing this and making a book about it |
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| 03 Jul 2014 10:57 AM |
| You lost me at the first sentence |
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| 03 Jul 2014 11:01 AM |
| i read that entire thing 10/10 |
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nightdumo
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| 03 Jul 2014 11:01 AM |
I tl;dr'd most of this, but if i were you i would have punched every child in that room.
"I feel something inside of me, its like the opposite of happiness!" |
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nightdumo
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| 03 Jul 2014 11:02 AM |
tell me where you live i can help
"I feel something inside of me, its like the opposite of happiness!" |
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Hearsay
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| 03 Jul 2014 11:03 AM |
"tell me where you live i can help"
seems legit 2 me |
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| 03 Jul 2014 11:04 AM |
1. Bring out the back of your hand and slap that hoe.
2. Get a belt and show those brats who's boss.
3. Link us to videos. I wanna see. |
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nightdumo
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| 03 Jul 2014 11:04 AM |
"seems legit 2 me"
ye im strong and i hold tons of anger inside of me so yeah but my siggy goes great with my personality
"I feel something inside of me, its like the opposite of happiness!" |
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Forestion
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| 03 Jul 2014 11:05 AM |
i read the whole thing too and video link pls |
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| 03 Jul 2014 11:08 AM |
| I actually read the whole thing without saying, "TD;LR"... you would be a good writer if you actually held me into reading that whole thing. |
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| 03 Jul 2014 11:10 AM |
| Man that suks but the part where you beat her up and sht must of been the only good part of that :/ |
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| 03 Jul 2014 11:13 AM |
| Yea, at least that bad party ended with a bang. |
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| 03 Jul 2014 11:16 AM |
This is one of the biggest threads i've seen.. btw u rekt her |
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| 03 Jul 2014 11:16 AM |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH5yNW_79QA
That's before we moved to the stairs to beat up her kids. |
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Forestion
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| 03 Jul 2014 11:17 AM |
AW SNAP GIRLFRIEND IT GOT REAL |
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| 03 Jul 2014 11:20 AM |
Now I'm not one for revenge.... but you didn't go far enough. Just saying.
~Get on my goat my goat is amazing~ |
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| 03 Jul 2014 11:20 AM |
| I'm at the stairs, this was my friend Sam's video. |
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