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| 02 Jul 2014 02:07 AM |
My story is when I drop a Doritos chip on the floor and stepped on it, as my foot lowered I could feel the life of the chip draining away from my own soul, I could feel a tug and pull from me finally crushing the chip. It's final words were, 'WHY DIDNT YOU JUST EAT MEEEEEEEEEEeEEeEEEeEEEeeeeee....'. It still makes me tingle to this day, of the sin I committed, of killing the chip. *Lowers Hat*
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| 02 Jul 2014 02:08 AM |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-03vYYAjA |
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| 02 Jul 2014 02:08 AM |
| Sour cream and onion is better then that rubbish dorito stuff in my opinion :P |
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| 02 Jul 2014 02:09 AM |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmSqorj-EC0
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| 02 Jul 2014 02:10 AM |
| it contains the dying wish of every man in this room |
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| 02 Jul 2014 02:11 AM |
u could have just picked it up smh |
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| 02 Jul 2014 02:11 AM |
@socrazy
It could be... A SOUR CREAM AND ONION DORITOS!! u r crul sur. q.q
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| 02 Jul 2014 02:14 AM |
Id need a gallon of water if I ever tasted a thing like that
But when I drop a sour cream and onion chip...
I go
like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
for dorito id be like
LIKE
HEYEYYEYEYEYEYEE HEYEYEEEEEEEEEEEE |
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| 02 Jul 2014 02:16 AM |
@socrazy
:C
My Doritos army will rally your sour cream and onion forces, we will rain down blood on the battle field, it will be the war of the seasonings!
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| 02 Jul 2014 02:17 AM |
| I will use my seasoning cannons to your front line,then send in the special ops to take out the master dorito! |
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| 02 Jul 2014 02:18 AM |
| Lays BBQ chips > EVERY OTHER CHIP |
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| 02 Jul 2014 02:19 AM |
| Ill have to send in the seasoning bombs on those BBQ's! |
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| 02 Jul 2014 02:21 AM |
Put the shields up! And where is that dang paprika missile?!
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| 02 Jul 2014 02:22 AM |
| I might have to send in the heavy loaded seasoned chips to get those shields down! |
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| 02 Jul 2014 02:25 AM |
Get up the barricades, and I will get MY special ops team to put Tabasco bombs into all the war planes of spices you got. I got 25% of my military doritos in my room with me, so you cannot get me. >:D
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| 02 Jul 2014 02:27 AM |
| Ill need to use some of my army to get those pesky gaurds away and storm the palace once the army has been separated! |
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| 02 Jul 2014 02:27 AM |
I will also have to make trenches around my hole base filled with both Asian hot sauce and some mexican blend.
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| 02 Jul 2014 02:28 AM |
Some of my stealthy Doritos have already flanked your left side and are storming your room in about 15 minutes
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| 02 Jul 2014 02:29 AM |
| Ill have to use my salt to hit like a storm and use vinegar to dissolve some DESTRUCTION!!!! |
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| 02 Jul 2014 02:30 AM |
And I have the special: The spoiled cheez burgur nuke getting ready
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| 02 Jul 2014 02:30 AM |
Ready the pepper cannons to counter act the salt!
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| 02 Jul 2014 02:31 AM |
OH NO!
USE THE DONAIR AND USE IT AS A SHIELD AND KEEP THAT CHEEZBURGUR AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLEEE |
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| 02 Jul 2014 02:33 AM |
You have replaced your vinigar with apple cider! It's not effective!
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| 02 Jul 2014 02:34 AM |
| WE NEED THE MAPLE SYRUP AIRFORCES TO SCREW UP THERE MACHINES! |
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