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| 02 Jul 2014 01:50 AM |
You were adopted Josie,
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| 02 Jul 2014 01:51 AM |
Once upon a time there was a summer. A bunch of people swarmed into a subforum OT.
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| 02 Jul 2014 01:52 AM |
One day, Jesus was locked in a KFC by the Romans. He tried and tried to escape, but the KFC was too strong. Four days after that, he was resurrected outside of the KFC. He turned the Romans into fried chicken and left us a legacy. One day we will need him to turn all our enemies into fried chicken, so he is waiting for then. That is why KFC is the holiest of all places to eat. Rest well my child.
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| 02 Jul 2014 01:52 AM |
there was a girl names Carmen Winstead. She was a regular 15 yr. old girl. But one day there was a firedrill, and all of the students were standing outside, lined up. And her so called "friends" where fooling around with her, and they pushed her, but she fell back, and the sewer opening was open, and she fell in. But, then the girls decided not to tell anyone, so a few days later, they found her body in the sewer, with her neck snapped, and broken, and the skin of her face, scraped off. So then a week later each of the girls that were teasing her, were found dead, with their necks snapped, and faces ripped off. And that is how the Carmen chain letter started. If you did not send the message to 10 people... when you go to sleep, you will be found dead in the sewer, neck snapped, and face ripped off. |
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| 02 Jul 2014 02:05 AM |
Balls, balls, balls. Balls flew up and down the walls. Through the ceilings and past the corridors. Those ceilings really needed to be patched. And they would have been, too, had they not been quelled by that dastardly giant. “Fe-fi-fo-fum,” he’d always scream; obnoxiously derogatory and suspiciously arousing. Life here was a mess. Or a breeze, depending on how you looked at it. Blazing falls, it was called.
“Ahhh, blazing falls.” – a random tourist
Blazing Falls never failed to astound people; even the richest of the rich, and the snarkiest of the critics. Really, once you look past the ceilings and magical balls, it is truly a wonder. In what way, you might ask? Well, sir or madam, ask not I. In fact, I wouldn’t even know how to tell you. Where would I begin? In what tone should I convey – well I should stop asking you, dear reader. I apologize for starting. Now, you see, the experience one has with Blazing Falls is purely subjective; entirely up to the imagination to comprehend. It may seem strange what I’m telling you now, but once you get here, oh my, will it become lucid.
Yes, now, I can’t explain to you why Blazing Falls is such an enigma, but I can surely describe to you some characteristics of it. Close your eyes, have your mind ready, and let me be your tour guide. Vrrrooooommm! We’re approaching Blazing Falls! Erm – the sound effects make it more life like. Don’t question my approaches. Yes, now, here in front, you’ll see the legendary architectural marvel, which just so conveniently also doubles as the resort sign! Or was it the other way around…? No matter! You shouldn’t worry about that. Here at Blazing Falls, you don’t have to worry about anything. Unless something concerning comes up, of course. (cough) Now, here on the left, you’ll find our spectacular, critic rave-able water fall! One of the only structures visible from the outside, and one of the most stunning – oh my, is it stunning – displays Blazing Falls has to offer! It becomes rudimentary once you get used to living here, of course. But wow, is it blowing your little mind right now. Let us now enter the resort, shall we?
Finally… the moment we’ve all been waiting for! Hopefully…! Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes on the one, the only… Blazing Falls! Main square…! Well, that’s all I’ve got. You can open your eyes now. Really, you should feel so lucky to have already imagined the entrance of the thing. I took some valuable minutes to express the explicit details to you, you know. I should probably get back to looking into that balls and giant problem now.
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