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| 01 Jul 2014 02:07 AM |
Today in summer school I was starved like hell because I skipped breakfast and I was really hungry. As soon as 3rd period got out, I sprinted to the cafeteria, were I consumed 2 pizzas, 3 burritos, and several pints of milk. I got a bunch of them because they were at a discounted price since they were slightly old (my school is cheap). I chugged them down one by one, and the mushy liquid slithered down my throat like a snail. After this I felt satisfied, my belly bulging, as I walked into 4th period after lunch. As soon as I walked in, I didn't feel right. 5 minutes in, I was dying inside. Finally I couldn't hold it in anymore. I leaned to the right to squeeze a small nasty, smelly wet fart. Instead, I felt something bigger come out, and a huge squirting noise erupted. The whole class stared at me, and my face became a tomato. Literally 2 seconds after, it came again, but this time only worse. I could feel something in my basketball shorts, as warm brown liquid dripped down my legs and onto my socks. I blushed with embarrassment as everyone burst out laughing. As I got up it happened for the third time, this time the worst I've ever felt. I rocketed forward as my rectum exploded, and a huge deluge of feces built up in my shorts. I was wearing baggy basketball shorts at the time, and the weight from my feces must have weighted them down, as they began to sag and fall off. I ran to the door but slipped on a growing brown puddle, and as I fell to the grown I struggled to get up, wallowing in my own filth. As I got up I bolted for the door, and at that moment my boxers got snared on a desk to the side as I got up, and they completely ripped off. I was about naked in front of the whole class, feces caked on my entire body, dripping and smelly. At this point even my teacher Mrs. Higgens burst out laughing.
This time I almost made it to the door, but I slipped again and fell on my back. The class gathered around me and continued to laugh. While I was on my back I noticed this girl Amanda who I have a little crush on, and I noticed her especially short skirt she was wearing today which looked very nice. Within seconds my jimmy exploded, and her face turned red as the whole class laughed at her too. My jimmy, huge and erect, all 6 inches, smothered with feces and brown liquid. I turned around and made it to the door, breathing heavily as I sprinted down the hallway pretty much naked, with brown footsteps in my tracks. After I cleaned up my school office got a taxi to pick me up, and the driver gave me this weird look. Behind him sat a slightly overweight sixteen year old kid, his shirt brown and wet, and his lower body wrapped with wet paper towels. I was sitting on a clump of towels from the bathroom just so I wouldn't dirty the seat so the guy wouldn't get pissed at me. Anyways, I'm going back to class tomorrow. Just curious, does this by any chance thwart my chances with Amanda or getting a girlfriend, because I really like her but I need some help/advice. |
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dslorde
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| 01 Jul 2014 02:08 AM |
nice copypasta i like ur meme sir xDDDD
STOP OXYGENING |
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Dystra
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| 01 Jul 2014 02:08 AM |
| this reminds me of hillbillytheory |
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| 01 Jul 2014 02:08 AM |
I wrote it myself because it happened to me.
Seriously, copy/paste the entire paragraph and search, I made it myself. |
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kolwalski
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ShadowSTR
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Sisteea
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| 01 Jul 2014 02:29 AM |
Advice: - Don't ask C&G/ROBLOX for love advice, because 80-99% of them have never seen or even touched the other gender. |
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| 01 Jul 2014 02:34 AM |
| sistea what about grey people |
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Xarellia
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