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| 30 Jun 2014 09:12 PM |
Name: Svetlana Almadovodor Profession: Psychopath Prison Sentences: A lot of unprovoked murder, lots of public cannibalism, armed robbery leading to murder, genocide, possession of lethal atomic bombs, holding Weird Al Yankovic Hostage inside a cardboard box outside Steve Jobb's House for 3 months straight, Jaywalking, Lollygagging, Throwing Incendiary fragmentation lemons into unsuspecting landowner's windows, punching dolphins in the face, and setting an American Flag on fire on the Fourth of July. Nickname(s): Suscipit, Psycho, Lues, Scourge of Humanity, WTF!?, What? Who are yo-, chin, and Lana. Backstory: Can't even remember the real story, I just repress it too much for court. Favourite food: Fried Human Legs, with a cup of Blood to wash it down. Favourite Store: City Streets. Favourite Currency: Bullets, Bottle caps, and Blood-curdling screams. Favourite Hobbies: Colouring, Having Fun (see prison sentences for definition of "fun"), Hanging out with friends (split personalities), and taking baths (in Swiss Cheese). Favourite Clothing Types: Anything In Very Dark Black and/or Slightly Less Dark Black; as little as possible, but enough to cover-up. IQ: 236/250 Reason why I didn't go to college: I did, but I graduated and realized that most jobs are atrocious. Answer to Life: 42. |
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:13 PM |
IQ scale only goes to 200
MARY SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEE |
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:15 PM |
| Woah, fast reply, much? :O |
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:17 PM |
| No the average man's intelligence scales from 96-134 MARY SUEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:19 PM |
What the... People actually read this. But Yeah, the maximum IQ is 250, and 236 is ludicrously high. |
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:20 PM |
| Nobody has reached there not even steven hawking or albert einstein MARY SUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:31 PM |
>psycopath >236 IQ
wtf to that
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duck14
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:37 PM |
| What a Mary Sue we have here.) |
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:40 PM |
@Biblo Lol a lot of serial killers are actually not that smart. |
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:41 PM |
Obviously you know nothing of MPD. Also, doesn't belong here. |
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| 30 Jun 2014 10:50 PM |
Doesn't belong here.
MARY SUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
You're being mugged, Please give me your wallet, your man-bag and that fancy looking nose piercing. |
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| 30 Jun 2014 10:54 PM |
this is absolutely horrible but i like it anyway
dance with me someone |
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| 20 Jul 2014 05:22 PM |
Me: You're being mugged. "It": Why? Me: Deal with it. "It": O...kay. Me: Give me your leg, and if you don't bleed out you're free to go. "It": Challenge accepted. Me at "It"'s Funeral: By the way, his leg tasted like cat fur. It was not that good, but I regret nothing. By the way, I rigged this place to spontaneously combust in 5 seconds. Bye. Audience: But we're outside... Me: Exactly. Happy Holocaust! Also, tell Gary I said hi. Audience: Ahhh... I'm on fire. |
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MrVincent
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| 18 Aug 2014 11:55 PM |
| May someone explain the meaning of "Mary Sue," and how this doesn't belong in role playing? It would be much obliged, my dear... Whatever you are. |
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| 18 Aug 2014 11:56 PM |
@ the top
"Psychopath" is not a profession..
"JAM! Glorious jam everywhere!" - Daniel Hardcastle |
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| 19 Aug 2014 12:05 AM |
I could yell at you for having an impossible iq or the fact that if he's so smart, how to hell did he get caught by police?
But the real thing is...
Since when is being a psychopathic considered a profession With the logic, being autistic is a profession too |
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| 14 Dec 2014 06:25 PM |
You know this is roleplay data, right? Not meant to be taken literally. Why thou dost be a most ultradecrepidarianistic group of individuals, if I do just so happen to say so myself. Cur non deerrare et facire Ulixes? Non totam vitam irrumator; Nihil hac oratione es. Niid Aaz, dovahsebraum feim yol lok. Sweg. (Try and translate that... Just for the lulz.) |
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| 14 Dec 2014 06:29 PM |
| And a psychopath is a person with no conscious. A part of their brain didn't develop correctly (or was damaged via pre-frontal lobotomy), and those people lack the form of human interaction that keeps everyone from killing eachother. These people are usually serial killers, and some can be extremely smart. If you've ever watched the show "Dexter," you would understand the concept. Also, I admit I made a mistake in the "occupation" section. Goo'day to you ladies and gents. |
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| 14 Dec 2014 06:38 PM |
Also, I think you are confusing autism with being mentally challenged... There's a differance. Autism just means that your really bad at a lot of things, but you're a boss at others. Like, someone with autism could be really bad at colouring, but could have a theoretical degree in physics. On the other hand, a mentally challenged person falls over enough to make a helmet store richer than Microsoft, and also stabs itself with crayons. Now, wouldns't thou, or wouldns't thou not like to buy some bees? |
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| 14 Dec 2014 08:31 PM |
That's not at all what I meant...
"Not when I kick into maximum over-hype!" |
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| 08 Jan 2015 11:36 AM |
Last time i checked you walk up to some guy and he said:
He: Hi there i would like to apply for a job Lady:What was your previous job? He: Psychopath Lady:huh? He:wha??? thats not a job well dern.I thought i quit. Lady:okay..... Lady:uhm im sorry but we are busy(calls 911) He:whaddya doing??? Lady:ooooohhh nothin hehehe He: okay time to go bath in barbies. |
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| 08 Jan 2015 11:40 AM |
a couple things wrong wif dis >appearance >murder, genocide, possession of lethal atomic bombs (o let me guess "imortal to) > Can't even remember the real story (sigghhhhh)
i skimed i wont read that sh** |
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Coriandr
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| 08 Jan 2015 12:23 PM |
Pretty sure a Mary Sue can't be a psychotic cannibal...
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