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| 30 Jun 2014 09:06 PM |
| I was only nine years, I had all of the Shrek merchandise. My dad called me a f*ggot, I call him a c*nt. He slaps me and sends me to bed. My face hurts and I am crying now. I feel a warmth moving towards me. It's Shrek! I am so happy. He puts me on my hands and knee's, He fills my bum with his loaf as he roars a might roar! I push against his force. My dad comes into the room and Shrek looks him square in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now..." He leaves my room. Flying. I am so happy. |
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:07 PM |
Shrek is getting old now
Emos are idiots |
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ZachHelms
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:07 PM |
shrekchan is a better source more original |
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:08 PM |
Shrek is a dead horse.
Even moreso than Sombra.
And he's a dead horse! |
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Acaeloth
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:08 PM |
| @Real And your Religion is Shrekism? Shame on you. Father Shrek would be ashamed of you, and would not fill your bum with his loaf! |
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