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| 30 Jun 2014 09:05 PM |
| I'd rather not get into this story. |
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Astrain1
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:06 PM |
was the watermelon tasty
did you cut it into slices
(yes i know what you actually mean)
~ copyright, imb4 you die >:C |
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:07 PM |
| How many seeds did it have? |
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:07 PM |
I carved a hole in it... Then I... I'd rather not go any further. |
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Acaeloth
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Olive101
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:08 PM |
| thought u were female at first imlike wow u must be ripped |
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9desires
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:08 PM |
| is this going to be like my carrot story |
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:08 PM |
" I carved a hole in it... Then I... I'd rather not go any further." Then you made it into a female. |
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:09 PM |
It was full of liquid, and that liquid somehow turned solid. My you know what was stuck in the Watermelon. |
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:10 PM |
I had to go to the hospital, to get it removed. It was awful. |
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OperaMini
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:10 PM |
so you cut around it, right?
On the other hand, I'm left-handed. |
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:11 PM |
"I'd rather not get into this story."
*continues to explain what happened because attention*
-DANIPIE's slave- |
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:12 PM |
" I had to go to the hospital, to get it removed. It was awful." You could have lifted it up, and bang it against the wall. |
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:12 PM |
| im a male and i used a plastic baton toy on the "back side" |
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:12 PM |
They took the melon off. But its was akward. A doctor looked at the watermelon, and took a bite. My mom called me a, "disgrace to melons" |
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:13 PM |
"A doctor looked at the watermelon, and took a bite."
from 1 to 13, how awkward was that?
On the other hand, I'm left-handed. |
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:14 PM |
"from 1 to 13, how awkward was that?" I'm imagining some, like, naughty blonde French doctor who like winked at him as she licked the juice off her fingers.
So 15, yeah. |
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:14 PM |
| I left the hospital, as a disgrace. |
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| 30 Jun 2014 09:18 PM |
| At least you didn't use a viiiiiiiibraaator. |
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