Glocktech
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| 28 Jun 2014 04:50 PM |
So, as we all know, last month, experts discovered that about 85% of VAC's members are overweight. When I heard about this, I started research, along with my research team, who are also top experts concerning the clan world, as myself. However, these top experts wishes to be kept anonymous, therefore their names shall not be exposed to the public, as 'Handsome Army's' producers wish to keep their sources anonymous if that is what they require to give us the results of their research.
Theory 1) VAC's get stuck in their chair, and cannot escape the wrath of their chair before losing a certain amount of weight. Neither do they have the accessibility to call for help, as their arm leans press in on their stomach, and hits certain nerves stopping communication between the brain and mouth. Therefore, they're left with no other option but to be active in one of their clans.
Theory 2) I'm most likely going to get banned for posting this, but thanks for enjoying my wonderful theories of truthful research and hidden sources.
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Glocktech
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