featherd
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| 28 Jun 2014 12:04 AM |
I did one in ot, now rt gets the same treatment.
Funniest joke gets a game of their choice (>10$)
Post with the joke Then game Then steam id
Proof I deliver http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=138369872
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featherd
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mja2776
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shadow350
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| 28 Jun 2014 12:05 AM |
what's the difference between a teabag, and england? a teabag sticks longer in a cup
*badumtss*
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djflame0
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| 28 Jun 2014 12:07 AM |
Why are stupid people easy to train as pilots?
Because you only want to teach them how to take off. |
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featherd
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| 28 Jun 2014 12:07 AM |
| Ending thread and choosing winner in 5 minutes. |
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marcin
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b0aty
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| 28 Jun 2014 12:09 AM |
a man goes to his doctor and says: you know dcotr, for some reason I really want to stick my d in the meat slicer at work
the doctor replied: why would you do that
the man said: I don't know
so the doctor just told him not to do it
the next day he comes back to the doctor and says: ahh doc, I did it today, I couldn't resist
the doctor said: why! would you do that? are you ok?
the man replied: yes im fine but I got fired.
the doctor then asked: what about the meat slicer, what happened to it
the man replied: oh she got fired too |
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Habunake
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| 28 Jun 2014 12:11 AM |
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her. |
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| 28 Jun 2014 12:12 AM |
| corey that joke was horrible |
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Acenine
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Habunake
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| 28 Jun 2014 12:12 AM |
my steam is PixelTaco!♥ the game is A Story About My Uncle |
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| 28 Jun 2014 12:12 AM |
ive got another one but id have to tell it on steam
its too innapropriate |
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mja2776
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shadow350
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| 28 Jun 2014 12:14 AM |
my steam is shadow350okay <3
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djflame0
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| 28 Jun 2014 12:16 AM |
my steam id is /amishfolk,current name is your local terrorist (on my blurb) the game is battleblock theater or skyrim |
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| 28 Jun 2014 12:16 AM |
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
Remove the brain. |
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shadow350
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| 28 Jun 2014 12:17 AM |
he went offline lol
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mja2776
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Acenine
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| 28 Jun 2014 12:18 AM |
A man is driving on the interstate until he sees a massive car wreck on the side of the road. He pulls over to investigate.
In the smoking heap of rubble, he sees a small child, crying uncontrollably. He asks the child, "Are these your parents?" pointing to the driver and passenger. "Yes," the little girl replies, "they are dead." She tears up a bit more. The man then asks, "is that your dog lying on top of your 2 siblings?" The little girl ceases her sobbing just long enough to mutter "yes" and burst even louder into tears.
The man then looks around for a while and thinks.
"Well, little girl," He says as he unzips his pants, "yoday just isnt your lucky day!" |
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djflame0
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| 28 Jun 2014 12:18 AM |
either way lets make more bad jokes
what did the corn bread say to the wheat bread
we are both bread |
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