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| 27 Jun 2014 03:09 PM |
Hell: Charles Darwin Thomas Jefferson Thomas Paine Benjamin Franklin Richard Dawkins (reserved) Liberace George Carlin Mark Twain Galileo
Heaven: Hitlr Sun Myung Moon Margaret Thatcher Constantine Osama Bin Laden (secretly practiced Christianity) All Spanish Inquisitionists Pat Robertson
Many more (;
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| 27 Jun 2014 03:10 PM |
| Add JayyxC to the hell list. |
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ssempre
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| 27 Jun 2014 03:17 PM |
| i understand that this is a joke but the osama bin laden one makes the least sense |
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| 27 Jun 2014 03:17 PM |
| I'll be in hell too, because of my irreligion, atheism and my... preference. |
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| 27 Jun 2014 03:17 PM |
what are you trying to get out if this
po pi po |
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| 27 Jun 2014 03:21 PM |
"I'll be in hell too, because of my irreligion, atheism and my... preference."
I am not christian but by actual christian logic, you could still go to heaven (implying that heaven is real) because Jesus died so people could go to heaven regardless of their "sins" |
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| 27 Jun 2014 03:28 PM |
| Osama asked for forgiveness, and sought out me as his savior. |
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| 27 Jun 2014 03:36 PM |
"Osama asked for forgiveness, and sought out me as his savior."
yeah but he killed a lot of people in the name of islam |
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| 27 Jun 2014 03:41 PM |
| Stalin not in hell, because is fake. |
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| 27 Jun 2014 04:10 PM |
benjamin franklin once said
"resistence to tyrants is obedience to God"
I don't think hes going to heck. |
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| 27 Jun 2014 04:12 PM |
none of those people are going to heaven.
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| 27 Jun 2014 04:29 PM |
None of those people are going to heaven. It says right there in the Bible that if you just cry out to the Lord but ignore everything he says then you won't get anything, like that guy who built his house on the sand in the parable.
Blessed are you who are poor, for yours in the kingdom of God. Blessed are you who hunger now, for you shall be satisfied. Blessed are you who weep now, for you shall laugh- the poor.
For there is no distinction between Jew and Greek; for the same Lord is Lord of all, bestowing his riches on all who call on him- racism.
Anyway, the German one killed himself.
The Abolitionists like Wilberforce, Schindler, Bonhoeffer, Elizabeth Fry, Martin Luther King and so on will go to heaven, amongst anybody who follows what the Bible says. Or at least, tries to. Not just any meglomaniac who found justification of a sort in religion.
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| 27 Jun 2014 04:30 PM |
| Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't notice the Spanish Inquistion. I guess its too late to make a Monty Python joke :'c. |
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| 27 Jun 2014 04:38 PM |
Ss, although Jesus did die to saves from all sin it only applies to those who accept him as Messiah and Savior. You can be Muslim, but repent and accept Jesus and go to heaven. That probably wouldn't happen, but that is as an example.
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| 27 Jun 2014 06:04 PM |
| According to Christianity I'll go to Hell and most of the Christians on GC are glad I will. |
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| 27 Jun 2014 08:36 PM |
| Constantine as in John Constantine? |
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| 27 Jun 2014 11:43 PM |
@xenos
True, he should be in Valhalla |
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| 28 Jun 2014 01:37 AM |
You left some people out.
Hell: Charles Darwin Thomas Jefferson Thomas Paine Benjamin Franklin Richard Dawkins (reserved) Liberace George Carlin Mark Twain Galileo Terrixx*
Heaven: Hitlr Sun Myung Moon Margaret Thatcher Constantine Osama Bin Laden (secretly practiced Christianity) All Spanish Inquisitionists Pat Robertson |
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