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| 25 Jun 2014 09:01 PM |
| "Take a seat, please. Now, how has your week been? Anything bad going on?" |
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| 25 Jun 2014 09:05 PM |
| Why is Shadow the Shiny Darkrai SOOOO shiny? |
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| 25 Jun 2014 09:05 PM |
"Why is Shadow the Shiny Darkrai SOOOO shiny?"
I do believe that this is an office for pseudo-therapy, not Pokemon. If you want Pokemon advice, go to Song's Pokemon Office. |
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| 25 Jun 2014 09:06 PM |
*QUICKLY DRAWS AND POINTS GUN AT SoS* MUHAHAHAHHA
OT's Spiral Knight |
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| 25 Jun 2014 09:06 PM |
I don't want to sit down.
*perches on the table
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| 25 Jun 2014 09:06 PM |
"Is this the pizza place?"
No, although if you want I can order pizza. You'll have to pay me for it, though. |
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| 25 Jun 2014 09:07 PM |
| I REALIZED THAT I AM BORDERLINE INSANE WITH HORRENDOUS THOUGHTS OF GRUESOME SCENES |
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| 25 Jun 2014 09:07 PM |
"*QUICKLY DRAWS AND POINTS GUN AT SoS* MUHAHAHAHHA"
Oh, dear, the cops sent me another one of you lunatic-erm, I mean, special people. Now, look, you don't aim a gun at a torivor. Because, of course, I can through my sword at you like this *throws sword at him* and puncture your heart.
"I don't want to sit down.
*perches on the table"
I believe you have issues with sitting down. Why is that? |
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| 25 Jun 2014 09:08 PM |
"I REALIZED THAT I AM BORDERLINE INSANE WITH HORRENDOUS THOUGHTS OF GRUESOME SCENES"
Well, here's how you solve your problems: You take your insanity into an asylum. |
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| 25 Jun 2014 09:08 PM |
*sits down* I am way too obsessed with wander over yonder. way more obsessed with that than monita had ever gone. help
wanderwanderoveroveryonderyonderwanderyonder | monita > all |
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| 25 Jun 2014 09:09 PM |
Song ignored me. Fine then. |
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| 25 Jun 2014 09:09 PM |
*is bleeding and falls over dead*
OT's Spiral Knight |
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| 25 Jun 2014 09:10 PM |
"*sits down* I am way too obsessed with wander over yonder. way more obsessed with that than monita had ever gone. help"
The first step to an obsession is baby steps. Yes, baby steps. Spend a full hour without talking, thinking, or watching anything related to Wander Over Yonder. Then 2. Then 3. You may relapse, but only for short periods of time. That way, you slowly ease yourself out of the obsession. |
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| 25 Jun 2014 09:11 PM |
" No, although if you want I can order pizza. You'll have to pay me for it, though." Don't I have to pay for this meeting as well |
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| 25 Jun 2014 09:11 PM |
"I do believe that this is an office for pseudo-therapy, not Pokemon. If you want Pokemon advice, go to Song's Pokemon Office."
And where is THAT? |
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| 25 Jun 2014 09:11 PM |
"Song ignored me. Fine then."
I did not ignore you, however. Do you have hearing and sitting problems, now?
"*is bleeding and falls over dead*"
Oh, dear. Now I have all of this blood to clean up. I think I'm going to feed this guy's remains to Iamaniceperson, since he's a dragon he seems to like human flesh. |
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| 25 Jun 2014 09:11 PM |
i haven't made contact with my crush in two weeks and im freaking out
and if you'd said "pretty please naruto-san", i would have stopped 5 hours ago |
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| 25 Jun 2014 09:12 PM |
"Don't I have to pay for this meeting as well"
Unfortunately, no, if I forced you to pay money for this meeting I would have to pay taxes.
"And where is THAT?"
Some 56 miles from here. |
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| 25 Jun 2014 09:12 PM |
i keep trying that but he is too cute help
wanderwanderoveroveryonderyonderwanderyonder | monita > all |
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| 25 Jun 2014 09:12 PM |
Oh I didn't see that. Well you see I'm afraid the chair will bite my butt off and I will be bootyless. |
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| 25 Jun 2014 09:13 PM |
I have an issue. It's just that I came from the world of TTT and I am about to explode YELALALALALAALALALALALLALALALALALALAALLAA Boom.
Pick. Plot. Play. ~~~ Hail King Salmon123, lord of salmon! ~~~ |
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| 25 Jun 2014 09:13 PM |
"i haven't made contact with my crush in two weeks and im freaking out"
Calm yourself. This lack of exposure can be a good thing. It'll give you some time to get your feelings for her straight, and you can think of things to say or do for her. |
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| 25 Jun 2014 09:14 PM |
" Unfortunately, no, if I forced you to pay money for this meeting I would have to pay taxes." How did I get here anyways, omg. |
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| 25 Jun 2014 09:14 PM |
"i keep trying that but he is too cute help"
Then draw evil fangs on him.
"Oh I didn't see that. Well you see I'm afraid the chair will bite my butt off and I will be bootyless."
Ah, well, if a chair bit your butt off, you would pretty much be dead anyways, and chairs don't bite.
"I have an issue. It's just that I came from the world of TTT and I am about to explode YELALALALALAALALALALALLALALALALALALAALLAA Boom."
You now owe me $780,246 plus tax for the damage you just caused to my building. |
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