spydig
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| 25 Jun 2014 07:31 PM |
| I mean, I don't wanna be called a chatafarian. |
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Scyblocks
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spydig
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| 25 Jun 2014 07:41 PM |
It's a new religion that follows a god named Global-Chatter. And, on December 15, they put up an aluminum pole in the middle of their living room and decorate it with ornaments, of sciences such as Global-Chatter's son ascending to Chatting heaven.
And, they go to the sacred Temple of Lord Global-Chatter every Wednesday, and hold a festival on the third Wednesday of every month. Need I say more?
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Scyblocks
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| 25 Jun 2014 07:43 PM |
| Pfft, lame, he can't walk on water. |
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spydig
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| 25 Jun 2014 07:45 PM |
| But he can turn his laptop into a tablet so he can Global-Chat more easily on the go in his Chat-chariot made of solid gold! |
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| 25 Jun 2014 07:49 PM |
| What if people called you a pastafarian instead of chatafarian |
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Scyblocks
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| 25 Jun 2014 07:49 PM |
Gold is a terrible material to make a vehicle out of.
Its very heavy, and not very strong.
Stainless steel > |
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spydig
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| 25 Jun 2014 07:51 PM |
Then Global-Chatter will take the Flying Spaghetti Monster and battle him to the death.
And, Global-Chatter would be much like in Greek myth, like Apollo/Helios' such chariot, but in this case doesn't pull the sun. Let's say it's "celestial gold." |
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| 25 Jun 2014 07:53 PM |
If you join that Chatism, you'll most likely be an athiest, because you're worshipping nothing.
Chatting on technology and chatting technology were invented by humans. Therefore, there is no possible way it could exist in any shape or form
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spydig
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| 25 Jun 2014 07:55 PM |
| Unless, of course, Global-Chatter invented computers in Chat Heaven before humans made the internet. And,meh came to the guy who invented the internet and gave him the designs and ideas. |
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spydig
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| 25 Jun 2014 07:56 PM |
| Sorry, by "meh" I mean "he." I messed up, lol. |
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| 25 Jun 2014 07:57 PM |
"Unless, of course, Global-Chatter invented computers in Chat Heaven before humans made the internet. And,meh came to the guy who invented the internet and gave him the designs and ideas."
false. |
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spydig
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| 25 Jun 2014 07:58 PM |
| Is there any evidence to prove this is false? |
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| 25 Jun 2014 08:00 PM |
Is there any evidence to prove this correct? Remember, in theories, every theory is false until proven right |
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| 25 Jun 2014 08:01 PM |
| The entire world doesn't exist because we live in the matrix. |
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| 25 Jun 2014 08:03 PM |
| Maybe Global- chatter, in a way, IS the web, but he no longer takes on a physical form. Therefore, you are using global-Chatter. |
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| 25 Jun 2014 08:16 PM |
| When chatter(matter) and anti-chatter(anti-matter) meet, they create pure internet(energy) |
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