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| 08 May 2014 09:56 PM |
"So when the Titanic was crossing the Ocean, it was carrying a shipment of mayonnaise bound for Mexico. It is a little-know fact the Titanic was heading for Mexico after New York. Well, you know how Mexicans hate mayonnaise. So when the Titanic sank, the Mexicans held a huge celebration and called it Cinco De Mayo. " --icrazy789
napolean wanted to be a world superpower he wanted to take spain, the mega country but spain was defeated by britain and then, britain started their own colonies in north america but britain was defeated by their own colonies, and the usa formed then, spain was defeated -again- by their own colonies, and mexico formed
the usa turned huge and won a ton of battles and colonized everywhere
so napolean wanted to make sure they don't go and attack france. napolean gave america the louisana territory, in exchange for giving france $15,000,000.
napolean had children, who shared his values and thirst for power.
napolean's offspring watched as america defeated mexico a few times, and they knew, just as their dad did, that they shouldn't invade america.
mexico was the only option.
then, they saw it:
Britain was making a massive ship called the titanic. This was the perfect opportunity. France bought $14,000,000 worth of mayonnaise from all across the planet, and paid Great Britain the remaining $1,000,000 to use it on the titanic.
they were excited, and said yes. the ship was going to america, and after that, off to Mexico for the master plan.
it would arrive at Mexico by May 5th, according to the mapmakers. the mexicans were prepared. one of their spies, in britain, came aboard.
then, he sunk the ship into the perfect iceberg by the time they were reaching New York. it was a worthy price to pay for mexico's Death by Mayonnaise.
Mexico now celebrates Cinco de Mayo as the day that Mexico defeated the Napoleans and prevented Infinite Mayo from reaching their country.
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| 08 May 2014 09:58 PM |
So beautiful. A story to inspire generations to come.
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| 08 May 2014 10:01 PM |
I hope that every school board in America sees this,
They must teach those children the TRUTH of the Titanic!
THEY MUST MAKE A NEW MOVIE THEY CAN KEEP ALL THE FILM FROM THE OLD ONE, BUT ADD ADDITIONAL CLIPS TO SHOW THE FULL STORY! |
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| 10 May 2014 09:38 PM |
| bump so people can know the truth |
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| 10 May 2014 09:41 PM |
| This is the most beautiful thing I've ever read... |
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| 10 May 2014 09:42 PM |
| I thought it was made when a mexican put mayo in a sink. |
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| 10 May 2014 09:52 PM |
@song, what about story of papa bigfish? he's my alt
@guy who said they put mayo in the sink, that's a celebration of cinco de mayo, dumping any existing mayo into the sink
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| 10 May 2014 09:52 PM |
"what about story of papa bigfish? he's my alt"
*2nd most beautiful |
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| 10 May 2014 09:56 PM |
i like writing stories im gonna make a book of em :^)
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| 10 May 2014 09:57 PM |
| I'm Mexican and I feel offended. |
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| 10 May 2014 09:58 PM |
the ship couldn't hold all the mayonnaise so it decided to give up floating and take the real thrill life of sinking
hello i'm swifttalon1 friend |
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| 10 May 2014 10:01 PM |
@jay, sorry if you feel offended
@swift, that could be part of the reason why it sank
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| 24 Jun 2014 09:23 PM |
| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjJlE8v1a-0 |
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| 10 Jul 2014 12:35 PM |
| SECURE THE MEXICAN BORDER! |
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| 10 Jul 2014 01:13 PM |
| Mexicans don't really celebrate this day ironically. |
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| 23 Aug 2014 08:57 PM |
Mighty bump of information.
-We are Pirates! We don't even know what that means! - |
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| 05 May 2015 07:25 PM |
Cinco de Mayo Bump!
-We are pirates! We don't even know what that means! - |
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| 10 May 2015 07:08 PM |
| Oh, hey, you remembered to bump it! Yay! |
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