Cizox
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| 23 Jun 2014 11:32 PM |
When I was 9 years old.
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nicechuck
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| Joined: 14 Jun 2010 |
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| 23 Jun 2014 11:33 PM |
Once there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died.
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Zephu
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| Joined: 04 Apr 2014 |
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| 23 Jun 2014 11:33 PM |
| ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) tell me more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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| 23 Jun 2014 11:33 PM |
| i promised myself i wouldn't cry |
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nicechuck
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| Joined: 14 Jun 2010 |
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| 23 Jun 2014 11:34 PM |
Once there was an average barnacle, he was so average that everyone died.
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Sildron23
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| Joined: 04 Dec 2012 |
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| 23 Jun 2014 11:34 PM |
I looked up. It was Death. I died.
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nicechuck
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| Joined: 14 Jun 2010 |
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| 23 Jun 2014 11:34 PM |
Once there was an beautiful barnacle, he was so beautiful that everyone died.
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| 23 Jun 2014 11:53 PM |
>I was only 9 years old >I loved Spyro so much, I had all the merchandise and games >I pray to Spyro every night before bed, thanking him for the live i've been given >"Spyro is love" I say. "Spyro is life" >My dad hears me and he calls me a French fry >I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Spyro >I call him a carp >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >Im crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and its really cold >A warmth is moving towards me >I feel something touch me >It's Spyro >I am so happy >He whispers in to ear, "this is my cave" >He grabs me with his powerful dragon talons and puts me on my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my cheeks for Spyro >He penetrates me >It hurts so much but I do it for Spyro >I can feel myself tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Spyro >He roars a mighty roar as he fills me with his love >My dad walks in >Spyro looks him straight in the eye and says. "It's all over now" >Spyro is love, Spyro is life. |
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| 23 Jun 2014 11:57 PM |
| You guys can thank me now. |
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Vextrous
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| 24 Jun 2014 12:03 AM |
*its all ovary now
idk mango |
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djflame0
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| 24 Jun 2014 12:04 AM |
| Shrek filled my buttchecks with love |
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| 24 Jun 2014 12:04 AM |
@Vex
Hoooooooooooooooottttttttttttt |
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| 24 Jun 2014 12:15 AM |
| I posted it on OT and they acted like they never see this kind of stuff. |
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98340001
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| Joined: 02 Nov 2007 |
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| 24 Jun 2014 12:18 AM |
0nc3 d3r3 wuz a 5tup1d barnc1e, h3 wuz s0 5tup1d dat evry1 ki11th3ms3lv35
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