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| 21 Jun 2014 11:46 PM |
Well here goes something.
I was only 5 years old on Roblox I loved Vaktus so much, I thumbed up all his bases and have a model of him in my place. I pray to Vaktus every night before bed, thanking him for the time I've been given "Vaktus is love." I say; "Vaktus is life." My general hears me and calls me an Arcadian I know he was just jealous that I had OBC and he didn't I called him a newbie He slaps me and demotes me to Private I'm crying now, and my face hurts bad I lay in bed and it's really cold Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me It's Vaktus!! I am so happy He whispers into my ear "This is my swampy outpost." He grabs me with his powerful reaper hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my exterior fort for Vaktus He inserts his modded Sta-53 into my fort It's so painful that I want to exploit but for Vaktus I shan't I can feel my fort being intruded as my knees start to buckle I thrust against the Emperor I want to please Vaktus so much He types in caps "HAIL VAKTOVIA11" as he shoots his VACCINES into me My general walks in Vaktus looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all VAKdonalds now." Vaktus leaves from the server Vakuts is love. Vaktus is life.
Parody of Shrek is love, shrek is life. |
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| 21 Jun 2014 11:50 PM |
| Written by preadeator123 and TheChaoticImperator |
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DataRaven
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tacos12
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| 21 Jun 2014 11:52 PM |
I cri everytime
-Flammus's Royal Horse- |
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| 21 Jun 2014 11:53 PM |
I suggest you go see a psychologist, taco. For your safety... and for your health. lol jk go dig a grave |
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| 21 Jun 2014 11:55 PM |
HAIL VAKTOVIA lol jk hail heil! |
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Sentonis
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| 22 Jun 2014 12:53 PM |
"this is my swampy outpost" cri ing |
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Scarvis
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| 22 Jun 2014 12:55 PM |
| like dis if u cri evrytime |
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CW73
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BGSB
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| 22 Jun 2014 12:56 PM |
| srsly stfu stuff gets old in a day |
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| 22 Jun 2014 12:56 PM |
haterz going to hate vaktus is love vaktus is life now get out |
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| 22 Jun 2014 12:57 PM |
| lol'd at ''He types in caps "HAIL VAKTOVIA11" as he shoots his VACCINES into me'' |
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| 22 Jun 2014 12:59 PM |
| Have the Vaktovians noticed? <.< |
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| 22 Jun 2014 01:03 PM |
apparently the critics over at downtown are overrating this they call it a masterpiece lol.. |
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