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Re: Vaktus is love, Vaktus is life.

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Preadeator123 is not online. Preadeator123
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21 Jun 2014 11:46 PM
Well here goes something.

I was only 5 years old on Roblox
I loved Vaktus so much, I thumbed up all his bases and have a model of him in my place.
I pray to Vaktus every night before bed, thanking him for the time I've been given
"Vaktus is love." I say; "Vaktus is life."
My general hears me and calls me an Arcadian
I know he was just jealous that I had OBC and he didn't
I called him a newbie
He slaps me and demotes me to Private
I'm crying now, and my face hurts bad
I lay in bed and it's really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It's Vaktus!!
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my swampy outpost."
He grabs me with his powerful reaper hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my exterior fort for Vaktus
He inserts his modded Sta-53 into my fort
It's so painful that I want to exploit but for Vaktus I shan't
I can feel my fort being intruded as my knees start to buckle
I thrust against the Emperor
I want to please Vaktus so much
He types in caps "HAIL VAKTOVIA11" as he shoots his VACCINES into me
My general walks in
Vaktus looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all VAKdonalds now."
Vaktus leaves from the server
Vakuts is love. Vaktus is life.

Parody of Shrek is love, shrek is life.
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Preadeator123 is not online. Preadeator123
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21 Jun 2014 11:50 PM
Written by preadeator123 and TheChaoticImperator
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DataRaven is not online. DataRaven
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21 Jun 2014 11:51 PM
i met vaktus irl

i hit him
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tacos12 is not online. tacos12
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21 Jun 2014 11:52 PM
I cri everytime


-Flammus's Royal Horse-
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Preadeator123 is not online. Preadeator123
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21 Jun 2014 11:53 PM
I suggest you go see a psychologist, taco.
For your safety...
and for your health.
lol jk go dig a grave
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Preadeator123 is not online. Preadeator123
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21 Jun 2014 11:55 PM
HAIL VAKTOVIA
lol jk hail heil!
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Preadeator123 is not online. Preadeator123
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22 Jun 2014 12:52 PM
bum
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Sentonis is not online. Sentonis
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22 Jun 2014 12:53 PM
"this is my swampy outpost"
cri ing
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legendzhou is not online. legendzhou
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22 Jun 2014 12:54 PM
11/10
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Scarvis is not online. Scarvis
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22 Jun 2014 12:55 PM
like dis if u cri evrytime
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Preadeator123 is not online. Preadeator123
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22 Jun 2014 12:55 PM
Mhm.
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CW73 is not online. CW73
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22 Jun 2014 12:55 PM
OH! THE FEELS ;(
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BGSB is not online. BGSB
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22 Jun 2014 12:56 PM
srsly stfu stuff gets old in a day
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22 Jun 2014 12:56 PM
"11/10" [2]
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Preadeator123 is not online. Preadeator123
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22 Jun 2014 12:56 PM
haterz going to hate
vaktus is love
vaktus is life
now get out
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22 Jun 2014 12:57 PM
lol'd at ''He types in caps "HAIL VAKTOVIA11" as he shoots his VACCINES into me''
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Preadeator123 is not online. Preadeator123
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22 Jun 2014 12:58 PM
Legit?
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Alexander0312 is not online. Alexander0312
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22 Jun 2014 12:58 PM
legit
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Vecrow is not online. Vecrow
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22 Jun 2014 12:59 PM
dayum
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link1111111111 is not online. link1111111111
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22 Jun 2014 12:59 PM
My mind is goowy now.
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Preadeator123 is not online. Preadeator123
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22 Jun 2014 12:59 PM
Have the Vaktovians noticed? <.<
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22 Jun 2014 01:00 PM
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22 Jun 2014 01:01 PM
crying irl
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Preadeator123 is not online. Preadeator123
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22 Jun 2014 01:01 PM
HAIL VAKTOVIA111
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Preadeator123 is not online. Preadeator123
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22 Jun 2014 01:03 PM
apparently the critics over at downtown are overrating this
they call it a masterpiece lol..
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