Bigtiop26
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| 22 Jun 2014 11:48 AM |
PC = Thalmor PlayStation = Imperials Xbox = Stormcloaks Pretty accurate analogy, kinda. |
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| 22 Jun 2014 11:50 AM |
might want to explain the reference too <3 |
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Bigtiop26
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| 22 Jun 2014 11:51 AM |
Oh, right. Thalmor are master race that plan to wipe out the others Imperials are the only sane people trying to keep the peace Stormcloaks are savages that put honor before reason and are messed up as hell |
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| 22 Jun 2014 11:53 AM |
Thalmor are master race that plan to wipe out the others
NO NO! NO!!!
That's the Aldmeri Dominion. The Thalmor represents and upholds the will of the Dominion in other provinces, Not to mention the Aldmeri Dominion plans to establish superiority over other races, not wipe them out completely.
Duh, obviously. This is like common knowledge. |
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| 22 Jun 2014 11:56 AM |
"Stormcloaks are savages that put honor before reason and are messed up as hell"
"savages"
Ulfric litterally just walked up to the High King, challenged him, and murdered him. Seeing how that's Nordic tradition, that would mean all Nords of savage. Reachmen and to an extent the Orcs are the only races that can REALLY be called savage. |
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Bigtiop26
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| 22 Jun 2014 11:56 AM |
@Mage
Okay, you got me on the Thalmore/Dominion one, but no, I'm pretty sure they plan to destroy Mundus, the plane of existence TES normally takes place on, so the Aldmeri Dominion can all ascend to a higher plane of existence, but without the other races. |
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| 22 Jun 2014 11:57 AM |
@mage
Eh You might need to examine upon that hypothesis I see PC as natives in Tamriel and consoles as Khajitt, because khajitt are outcasts and was introduced after PC's
I really need to get back into skyrim |
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| 22 Jun 2014 11:57 AM |
@Bingo Okay, maybe "savage" is the wrong word, but they still put honor without reason. Just talk to any Stormcloak-oriented character and they'll say "duh Empire sux cuz they surrenderd insted uf fiting to teh edn lol wusses." |
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| 22 Jun 2014 11:59 AM |
I'm pretty sure they plan to destroy Mundus, the plane of existence TES normally takes place on, so the Aldmeri Dominion can all ascend to a higher plane of existence, but without the other races.
That's crazy lore crackpot theories speaking. Sticking strictly to the 100% confirmed lore (AKA the stuff from the games) They do not wish to destroy the universe and expand to a higher plane. |
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| 22 Jun 2014 11:59 AM |
| I could also argue that point, but I don't feel like getting in a argument about it today. |
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| 22 Jun 2014 12:01 PM |
LETS ALL CHILL AND NOT GET INTO A ELDER SCROLLS ARGUMENT
Ok chill pls |
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| 22 Jun 2014 12:02 PM |
@Mage Oh, okeh. So, off-topic, wanna start an Anti-Old Dante movement? |
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| 22 Jun 2014 12:03 PM |
| Good lord no. The DMC fans will skin us alive. |
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| 22 Jun 2014 12:04 PM |
| "BUT WHEN THE ORIGINAL ANTI-OLD DANTE MOVEMENT SURRENDERED TO THE DMC DOMINION, THEY SHAMED US ALL" - Vinegar White-Hair. |
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| 22 Jun 2014 12:06 PM |
| What's wrong with the old Dante?....... |
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| 22 Jun 2014 12:07 PM |
@Agent
Tryhard:
"A person who puts a large amount of effort into achieving a certain image, or counter-image, to the point where it is obviously contrived. Rather than achieving an image through genuine personality, the try-hard consciously attempts to fit a certain style through deliberate imitation, forced style, or scripted behavior. That is to say, he/she is trying hard to create an image." |
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| 22 Jun 2014 12:10 PM |
And he's annoying. He has no character besides "lol im a funne guy and i eat pizza and im 2cool4school"
Atleast the new Dante has that thing known as a "character arc." |
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| 22 Jun 2014 12:14 PM |
@Mage
New Dante was sort of a deconstruction of the old one. A deconstruction is taking a common cliche and then putting real-life consequences on it. For example, in the beginning of the reboot, the new Dante acted the same as the old one. However, when the old one did something stupid and was trying to be cool, everyone around him was like "WOW YOU'RE SO AMAZING BECAUSE WE'RE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS WHO HAVE TO LIKE YOU." When the new one does the same thing, everyone just goes "dork." And then it's reconstructed when Dante decides to be a man of action instead of words. BUT I GUESS THE OLD DANTE FANBOYS SEE THAT AS TOO COMPLICATED OF STORY-TELLING. |
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| 22 Jun 2014 12:18 PM |
Or they like the fact that he is "2kool4school?" Every now and then, it's nice to have a completely un-relatable character that's such a bad-ass they know that their a bad-ass. It's the same thing as Duke Dukem. Could you imagine a Duke-Nukem game where they actually put into the "real world?" It would be terrible.
Plus, New Dante's game was only "meh," while old Dante had generally fun games. Not everything boils down to "lel fanbois." |
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| 22 Jun 2014 12:20 PM |
The new ones alright.
Maybe because I only played the reboot. |
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| 22 Jun 2014 12:22 PM |
@Bingo Because a camera that you can't move, a completely unlikeable cast, and boring environments are just oh-so-fun. |
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| 22 Jun 2014 12:25 PM |
| Don't like the taste of onions, I take it? |
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| 22 Jun 2014 12:27 PM |
I like how onions taste. I don't like the old DMC games though, so let's stay on topic. I liked the fourth one though, mainly because it had significantly less Dante. |
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| 22 Jun 2014 12:34 PM |
"I like how onions taste."
Welp, I actually don't like onions in RL either. Never have.
I love chicken thoug-
Wait, what are we talking about? |
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